maddie

hi, I’m Maddie and I just really like learning about history 🤪 I was a Roman in my last life.

I am like a box of chocolates.

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@sbbecca_00 Welcome home, Becca

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@Matt_Pinner Have we become this uncultured

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Imagine the supposed ONE fatal stab wound to Caesar’s chest was just a few cm off…homie heals, and we have a Scarface Caesar.

Fuck.

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@BabyfaceAr They’re smarter than every dumbass spending $30k+ on a wedding

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@Mumyy_ The toxicity of this younger generation is compelling to say the least

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@emperorthesteve 2004 was peak

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@IfindRetards It’s how I establish dominance in the neighborhood

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@WaitWhat Mind blowing that they give out drivers licenses so freely

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@theistinthought Adaptive cruise control will save you quicker than Christ on this one

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@stats_feed Have you ever eaten a mcgangbang?

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I count marching legionnaires to help me fall asleep

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@stats_feed I don’t care how f*cking tall he is does he know about the geopolitical state of Rome at any given point in history or no

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@krystgem Lotsa drugs

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@serbastien I imagine if couples talked more about Rome, divorce rates would plummet, marriage rates would skyrocket, and there would be another baby boom.

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@stats_feed Good

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@Thebiglade Based on what

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@UpdatingOnRome @pureMetatron Daily Roman Updates baby 😭 very Caligula coded

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@bioenergeticmel Rotten. Akon only

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@UpdatingOnRome arrested development. Wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy

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Part 4 of how Rome became an empire. Do you smell a civil war?