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who’s your favorite marvel character and why is it Loki?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Omg hey girl!! Long time no see!! You’re getting married? Super busy planning the wedding? And making your new house feel like a home? Ahhhh that’s so cool. Me? Well I’ve been really busy playing Hello Kitty Island Adventure. So that’s kinda where I’m at

[Loky @lokymann]

Can a day go without making me cuss?

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I think instead of kissing at midnight I’m just going to go outside and scream.

[Keabetswe @KeaKhutsoane]

List of places I won’t be going in 2025

1. Above and beyond
2. Back and forth and
3. Out of my way

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

the academic urge to nod encouragingly at flight attendant giving safety demo

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

people get drunk and do all sorts of things they wouldn’t usually do. I do the same stuff I always do, but louder, with more confidence and less coordination.

[໊ @user0000O0]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Normalize asking people, “What the fuck is your problem?”

[Party Waffle @PartyWaffle]

I wish more dumb people were shy

[trash jones @jzux]

birthdays after your mid 20s

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

Global shortage of NS & LR

Makers of PlasmaLyte:

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

take the tylenol

[sophie @netcapgirl]

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

[Amanda Fortini @amandafortini]

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[Nieltown @nieltown]

He was a t8er boi. My little potato boi

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?