Craig Evans

Teacher. Chess Player. Mathematician. Poet. Amateur Musician. Orator Extraordinaire. Lover Of Unnecessary Capitals.

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

Glorious to watch.

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

#bbcboxing I'm no Fury fan, but those scorecards are almost as bad as the Dave Allen ones earlier tonight. Boxing continues to lose credibility when judges aren't made to account publicly for how they score these fights.

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@chesscom Anna, David and Danny systematically trying to devalue the word 'methodically'. #NorwayChess

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@UTSources Typo...

Good luck getting* him.

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🚨TEAM OF THE YEAR GIVEAWAY🔥🔥🔥

MESSI JUDE HAALAND & more!

- Follow me + @FutpepiTrading
- RT

Thats all!

Good luck🍀🍀🍀🍀

#fc24

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Only 2 years left.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@jemmaforte Lots of my friends are either richer than they were or have peerages, so we must be doing something right.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Liz Truss: “Once they enter the workplace, the British are among the worst idlers in the world.“

Well she has a point. #ThickLizzie

[David Desi Pub Dason @DavidJesudason]

I have a new favourite internet argument

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@HopeShiloh2 A friend of mine was recently diagnosed in her mid 40s - she said the diagnosis was a weight off her shoulders in so many ways as shed always felt it... She's a chess player and an amazing human. I've taught some exceptionally talented students who are autistic also.

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@HopeShiloh2 Hope you're off somewhere nice!

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@HopeShiloh2 Always, if you think it could help.

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@HopeShiloh2 @HopeShiloh2 Where does it hurt? If it's your scalp, it might be your niece's shampoo tampering, rather than loneliness. 😉

Hope you're doing okay. Remember you're never alone with the Internet. Ever. Someone is almost certainly always watching...

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

If Liz Truss becomes Prime Minister, I support Scottish independence.

In other news, I'm looking to move to Scotland. Or North Korea. I'll take my chances with Good Ol' Kim ahead of #Liz4Leader. @LizTruss_MP

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@HopeShiloh2 The way I'd look at it is: The person rejecting you is clearly a numpty and you deserve much better. And will find it, in time. Its both helpful and true to think that way.

[It is what it is @2fastn2furious1]

@LizTruss_MP

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@HopeShiloh2 There's always a point, tomorrow will be better as long as you there's Hope.

A tad corny perhaps, but very true...

Like many others here, I'm always around if you want to talk. Chin up, Hope.

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

@HopeShiloh2 What's up you?

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

Five, seven, then five.
But what is a syllable?
Basically a sound.

[Craig Evans @criggelations1]

Haiku for today:
Drinking beer since 1pm.
Alcoholic? Yes.