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[christian @crimecommitter]

here's a fake video game title screen i spent too much time on

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Tip from an airline pilot

[christian @crimecommitter]

did global game jam over the weekend with a couple of friends and helped make a cute little 2D platformer

https://t.co/rLGXR5UzQY

[christian @crimecommitter]

super bowl prediction: surprise cowboys upset. jerry jones will be resurrected on super bowl sunday and run the ball to a secret third end zone (the kingdom of heaven)

[goba @GobaDev]

REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Launch² is out now!

New mechanics, more story, and a whole new dungeon to explore. Bug fixes, QOL improvements, and a ton of little additions that make this the perfect time to hop in!

I busted my ass getting this out, so I hope you enjoy! ❤️

[christian @crimecommitter]

i get that aklo beat zain with link and the constantly evolving meta keeps it "feeling like a new game." i just don't really think melee needs a tenth goty nomination, geoff

[christian @crimecommitter]

astro bot found dead in philly after attempting to platform across the US for geoff keighley's game awards

[Alex Press @alexnpress]

often think of this one lol

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

here's someone who's taken as much grief from as many sides as anybody and just won again because she's ideologically consistent and her voters know exactly who she is

[christian @crimecommitter]

for what it's worth, i tried voting for her twice (first ballot got stuck in the machine so they ripped it up and i had to try again)

[🗑️ @BandicootTrash_]

You give Kamala every 3rd party vote in all the battleground states and she would still be behind in all of them

[christian @crimecommitter]

would like to go on record and say that i think what's currently happening is not good

[christian @crimecommitter]

iron production good but many voters feel like coal won't be able to keep up for much longer

[christian @crimecommitter]

on the ground in wisconsin doing election coverage

[christian @crimecommitter]

probably a bit too late to try repeating that this time around

[christian @crimecommitter]

i think i accidentally slept through the last election and just woke up to the results which was pretty chill

[christian @crimecommitter]

apologies if my election tweets come off as flippant, i think watching the effects of climate change become alarmingly more tangible over the past four years while the government's sole focus has been on killing as many people as possible has broken my brain a bit on the matter

[christian @crimecommitter]

exit polls indicating we're going to see at least one side putting up 1996 rusty greer numbers today

[christian @crimecommitter]

in the words of the late congressman joel pritchard, we're really playing pickleball now

[christian @crimecommitter]

my election analysis: easy 7-9 split, scotch game, with big potential to go 2 under par on the back half depending on wind direction. real game 7 of the 1994 stanley cup finals situation but imagine leetch was playing with a mild chest cold

[christian @crimecommitter]

this is all to say we're looking at multipliers as high as x8 on votes from former ohio steel mill workers, but those could quickly plummet to as low as x0.25 depending on independent voter turnout tomorrow