Samey

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

[johnny buttcakes @johnnycakes91]

Had a dream I was in alternate future version of Toronto and there was a “Little Ottawa” neighborhood????

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Commentary Real President Donald J. Trump @RealPresidentT]

I’ve sent JD Vance to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians. I’d go myself; but I don’t want to go to Pakistan.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Jon Taffer @jontaffer]

RAW SHRIMP CROSS CONTAMINATION!!!

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This is what the most annoying fuckers you've ever met call their vape

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Da snow is falling and da cookies are calling.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[Samey @crimesandsuch]

@noorabandora Real ones know

[Samey @crimesandsuch]

To the beat of the drums of liberation

[Samey @crimesandsuch]

Farty supreme
Stinky ass movie

[horse @horseimage]

horse walking strutting with quick steps following mother fast elegant walker flamboyant little foal

[Samey @crimesandsuch]

I spoke too soon

[Samey @crimesandsuch]

I am not liking the Wano art style change

[Samey @crimesandsuch]

Jazz on the speaker
They keep bringing me cocktails cause they love me
This is my kitchen

[fel @bladeegirll]

if i was a mushroom i'd be like fuck my fungus life

[Samey @crimesandsuch]

I recycle men like I’m an environmentalist

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe