𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! )

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN A C͟R͟O͟W͟N͟ , I’M GUNNA RUN THIS NOTHING T͟O͟W͟N͟ .̲

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

“very well.”

a snap of his fingers and the bullet from the new sniper up above flew threw the air and into the others shoulder; he won’t 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 moran, he’ll keep him alive to suffer, death is too easy.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

“sorry are you still here?”

a red light was set onto sebastian, the familiar red light that the tiger himself had set on many.

“little panther doesn’t take to kindly to traitors.”

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

more scrolling through his phone - stopping at the candy crush app; he hasn’t played this in a 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆.

“hmm.”

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

“it’s inexcusable.”

was all he said, rolling his eyes as he took his phone out of his pocket and began scrolling through it.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

oh? blink, blink.

that’s 𝒐𝒅𝒅 of sebastian to say - disappointing too; is he really questioning his ability to 𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏?

a click of his tongue, pettiness inbound.

“likewise, moran.”

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

and why is that so?

—— a raised brow.

“hullo.”

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

a smile, hiiiiii.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

surpriiiiiiiiiise.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

@SharpShooterSeb / SLAY

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

@DeducingViolins We shall.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

something that you’re not to be involved in, dear.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

@SharpShooterSeb Now go and make yourself productive, Moran - and make me a coffee whilst you’re at it, dear.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

then go and get one?

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

Is he sure?

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

/ I was hanging out in another fandom, long responses here tomorrow or Monday, I swear 🩵

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

/ long responses tomorrow, I’m tired

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

@SharpShooterSeb > in his mind, the duration too, the spider at the centre of the web.

He reaches forward again, grasping the others chin gently with a tut and the shake of his head.

“I’d hate to have to ruin your pretty little face.”

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

@SharpShooterSeb “Clearly you’re not learning from the consequences of your actions here, watch how you speak to me, Sebastian.”

That’s a warning tone, one that will bring even more dire consequences should the sniper continue, James already has the entire thing planned out >

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 ( PARODY! ) @criminaliaranea]

He’s making his way there now, he shall be there momentarily- he hopes the place is clean.