Mary Beth

My roots are planted in the past. 🌾🤠

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

@codywoodside The thrill I get when it’s my turn is pure and sad 😂

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

I haven’t seen one person ask her??

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

@KentTheBard Surely Sam is with you always

[olivier 👺 @olwestside]

Im sorry but beyonce is definitely the best performer alive !! 😭�

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

i took pilates this morning & the instructor said the theme was 'may the 4th be with you,' turned on a blacklight & played a long techno mashup of 'fast car' by tracy chapman. at the end, she turned lights on and said 'sorry, i havent seen the movies. tomorrow is cinco de mayo'

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

my recent gif searches are sending me to the moon 💀

[DJ Bean @DJ_Bean]

Got a bachelor party this weekend. One of the guys emailed the group and says he has a "bread connect" and to let him know because he can get whatever we want. Literally means bread. Burger buns, bagels, you name it. I have thought about nothing but this email all day

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

new family member coming early April 🥰 Camp Thompson!!!!

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

when I try to order takeout under the radar and Ben sees the ring camera and texts “are you okay? Who’s at the door?”

Ugh MY SPRING ROLLS IM SORRY 😂😅😇

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

@sumgarf Oh my GOSH

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

I think about this ALL THE TIME

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

every night I make decaf coffee with no window treatments and every night I accidentally Winnie the Pooh for multiple neighbors to witness

Ben’s protests have waned, this is just part of our lives now

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

@jamiebgolden @KnoxMcCoy 🥹 Thank you!

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

Planning a wedding is WILD

[FACETUNE @facetune]

need I say more?

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

@ladyefron Hard to get, good!!!

[Mary Beth @criminalmubby]

@natebobphil Could SO see it! 📚