Cris

in a constant state of dissociation

[Cris @crislecrispin]

My room was the winner + @danielhowell called me a queen??? I can die peacefully now

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

new video! This Kitten cured my Depression - https://t.co/eci8VJp8up

[k❤️‍🔥⁴⁷ @kwandsssssss]

never let americans host anything again

[Cris @crislecrispin]

no me importa que gane españa, pero NECESITO que pierda argentina

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

the only greek odyssey i care about is the one three men take to a wedding only to discover they might each be the father of meryl streep’s child

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

18 years ago, Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper invented bisexuality in 'Mamma Mia'

[Cris @crislecrispin]

ya perdimos todos por que sea quien gane el mundial, son unos cerotes que jamás se van a hacer sho

que hueva, no aguanto a que se termine este delirio

[Cris @crislecrispin]

NOW I AM PISSED. ohhh noah you BETTER play this one on glasgow night 1 😭

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Growing sideways tonight queen?

[Cris @crislecrispin]

el proceso de visa me ha envejecido 10 años y me mantiene con una constante sensación de que quiero vomitar 👍

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’ve had more peer pressure to use AI than I’ve ever had to use drugs.

[Cris @crislecrispin]

@NoahKahan can i give an early request for this to be repeated on glasgow night 1? please and thank you

[taylor gates @Elphaba_Anne]

would give anything to go back to a world without AI lol like i'm so unbelievably tired of this stupid bullshit having everyone in a chokehold 🥲

[🇵🇸 @katluvrrrr]

witnessing the world have a shared hatred for argentina and israel brings me immense joy.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m in Border town
Back on alien ground
I’m college kid
With my windows down
I’m an astronaut
You’re the moon
I stare at you
I sing to you

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

People are getting way too comfortable being horrible human beings

[Cris @crislecrispin]

IM GOING TO SCOTLAND! LONG DISTANCE IS OVER! I AM DOING A MASTERS! WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Cris @crislecrispin]

@AmazingPhil are mcr and patd invited to the hard launch tour by any chance? will you fulfill the prophecy?

[La hermana Hong ♟️ @iamwaaesc]

El peor enemigo de la mujer, es la religion y los hombres.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

There is no data center on Earth that's worth the bees, water, and trees.