Crispian

Mostly Normal. Draws stupid pictures. tech guy.

[Crispian @crispian]

I'm sorry Sir, but that spoonerism just doesn't mutt the custard.

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Once again I assume my role as the George Peppard of leftover barbecue.

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“I love it when a plan comes together.” He says holding a sausage like a cigar as if he were the George Peppard of leftover barbecue.

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Baby, you can drive my car over pedestrians and then into a railing #AIBeatles

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Thinking about touring the wine country in France, but only so I can wear my Bordeaux shorts.

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@AmyH70

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Don’t push me cos I’m close to the edge
I was trying to prune my hedge uh huh huh

[Crispian @crispian]

Interviewer: So you used to be a DJ but now you want to be a butcher is that right?
DJ: Yes
Interviewer: But..
DJ: What?
Interviewer: CAN YOU FILLET?!!?!!

[Crispian @crispian]

Ok wrap it up fellas Twitter is now complete you can go back to whatever it was you were doing in 2006

[Cam Harless @camharless]

every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet

46. Joe Biden

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@adambspencer No idea but I want one

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Remember this bloke from the rave scene

[Alison Fisk @AlisonFisk]

Face to face with the Bronze Age. ‘Ditchling Road Man’ is a reconstruction of a 25-35 year old male who lived about 4,200 years ago. His skeleton was found during road construction in Brighton in 1921. DNA analysis shows he had light skin, blue eyes and blonde hair.

#Archaeology

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@TheAvalanches What?!?? No!!!!

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

https://t.co/m3AO23VBQo

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Special agent Johnson. No, the other one.

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

Two FBI helicopters land atop the FBI Headquarters in downtown DC and then depart quickly.

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Still doesn’t pass the Turing test I’m afraid…

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@angharadyeo I mean it’s premium hair

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@MikeReissWriter Red rovid red rovid Mike’s joke come on ovid.

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@LeirielVR @tiltfive It’s retro reflective so possibly also retro computing.

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@adambspencer Mustang. Probably a 65 or 66 coupe. Tail lights aren’t long enough to be a 67

[Crispian @crispian]

That’s what they’re called? 🤷‍♂️

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@zoeselina

https://t.co/CU1W46yQ10

[Crispian @crispian]

What happened to you man?
Ah nothing I was chasing waterfalls but I got some bad advice and now I’m stuck to a river.