Chrissy Foltz

First woman on the sun

[Josh Shapiro @JoshShapiroPA]

I'm Josh Shapiro, the Attorney General who stopped Trump from undermining our democracy in Pennsylvania and overturning the 2020 election.

Now, I'm running for Governor — and I need your help. Can you RT to help me reach 153K followers by midnight?

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Girlfriend’s away for the weekend, you know what that means! Time to put the cast iron pan in the dishwasher

[𝐓𝐞𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐧 @King_Scxtt]

You see one later
And you see the other in a while

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Some asshole’s get better. Some just stay the same. ⁦@piersmorgan⁩

[Chrissy Foltz @crispy4eva]

@KJonez18 Sushi

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial

don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe

#Election2020

[Chrissy Foltz @crispy4eva]

@ConnieSchultz Archie the beanie baby from Mansfield OH!

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

Kayleigh McEnany teighsts poseightyve for Coveighd-19

[Chrissy Foltz @crispy4eva]

@OneCoolBustomer @DaniLovesVince ☹️....no

[Chrissy Foltz @crispy4eva]

@OneCoolBustomer @DaniLovesVince Shrek

[Chrissy Foltz @crispy4eva]

@OneCoolBustomer No way minions are responsible pet owners

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

[Chrissy Foltz @crispy4eva]

@KJonez18 Totally

[Chrissy Foltz @crispy4eva]

@OneCoolBustomer @KJonez18 Just like permanent bandaids

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

QUARANTINE DIARY

Day 1: I have stocked up on enough non-perishable food and supplies to last me for months, maybe years, so that I can remain in isolation for as long as it takes to see out this pandemic

Day 1 + 45 minutes: I am in the supermarket because I wanted a Twix

[Nazeefah @Nazeefah]

COVID-19 helping people realise that some meetings can be emails.