Crispy J

stone cold chiller | brave brave boy | beefy boys club

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

@stoolpresidente Do we have to nuke Belgium just to save face?

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@BarstoolBigCat Does it hurt a little that no one in the comments thinks you could be involved in this? What, @BarstoolBigCat isn’t hot enough? He doesn’t have motion like that?

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

You didn’t live as a kid if you didn’t wake up to pee at 3 AM and hear Dave the Barbarian blaring on the TV

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

I wonder what Cotton Eye Joe was doing to keep that guy from getting married?

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

This is how I run in my dreams

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

ATHLETE!

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok Done

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

Crazy that you’re supposed to eat black guy peas for New Years

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

My queen never thought she would make this company #SpotifyWrapped #Spotify
#chappellroan

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

Cracking open a couple cold ones
#coldones #90skids

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

I want to know which one of y’all is keeping the Buzz Ballz Biggies on shelves. I need to see some accountability!

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers.

Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

People aren’t saying gonads enough anymore

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

@MilestonesMatt @tomgrossicomedy It only takes one tweet to change the world.

[Scott Grodsky @ScottGrodsky]

Aaron Rodgers has passed Eddie Lacy for the 11th most rushing yards in #Packers history.

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

@SharkGregNorman if you’re trying to position @LIVGolfInv as a more entertaining golf tour then you are missing something. You need a hack. Someone to come out and show the viewers what a normal guy would shoot. An underdog that everyone can cheer for! I am ready to be that guy!

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

@taylorswift13 Wildest Dreams still hits

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

There are 195 countries. What percentage of world leaders do you think are beliebers? I would like to think 10%

[Crispy J @crispy_j0526]

Will all these teams trying to come to the SEC, I am officially volunteering LSU to join the MACtion