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stared into the void and the void stared back

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have you or a loved one been affected by freud’s psychoanalysis?

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You can bake a potato but you can’t bake a bean

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Forgot about this place, might try it out here again

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I love silken tofu and I am not afraid to admit it

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anyone else an unhinged person that has both a copper IUD and takes the pill… no? just me? ok.

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I didn’t approve of him with but now with this hot republican babe above the survey I definitely do!!!

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I am cursed with loving both birds and cats so much

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Couple of babies alert

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Philosophical Arby’s: DO we have the meats?

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Me when people ask me what I do at my new job and I be like I litrally cannot tell you that xx

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@challahbackg1rl Living in New Mexico is fucked up bc when you say you’re going to Vegas they’re like “oh only a two hour drive?” And I’m like no I’m going to the real one…

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@SachStanislaus ♾️

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I fear me

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group assignment final boss

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@indefateagable If you want an air mattress to sleep on in abq I have one 😬

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@bongrips4plato Fr… it’s almost like it’s her brand y’all 🙄

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Adulthood is asking for a roomba as a gift

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11 different medications going thru my system rn and somehow I still feel like shit

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@SachStanislaus Congratssss!

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Maturing is realizing you’re not cut out for the baddie life but you are cut out for the grandma life

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Kind of crashing out over my passport photo

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Nothing more cathartic than eating salad right out of the mixing bowl