Chris Beck

Variety is the spice of life

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

CHICKEN NAMES FOR SALE:

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Hen Hom
Geoffrey Peck
The Bantam Menace
Roger Poultry
The Wattle Bottle
Carol Pecker
Biddy Cent
Dark Maureen
Malcolm Eggs
Scratch Baxter
Ron Howard's Goitre

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[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

@t33np0k3r Aprés right now?

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

@PrimeNeIson @ianbrookes01 @JBrookes91 thoughts?

[LADbible @ladbible]

'Just run as hard as you can' 😂

IG: hahayouaccidentlyleftmeonread x IG: casey_watto

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

It’s done. Ole cant lie convincingly

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Hard time of year for a lot of folks. Suicide Hotline 116 123 (Samaritans) A simple copy and paste might save someone's life.

Would 3 Twitter friends please copy this text and post under their own name? Pass it on…

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

I came, I saw, I conquered. Thank you @lagalaxy for making me feel alive again. To the Galaxy fans - you wanted Zlatan, I gave you Zlatan. You are welcome. The story continues...Now go back to watch baseball

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

These new Siri voices are class 😂🔉

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

Marathon under 2 hours☑️
History Maker ☑️
Inspiration ☑️
Humble ☑️

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The moment history was made! 🙌

The greatest marathon runner of all time... Eliud Kipchoge. #bbcathletics

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

👏👏👏

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

#WorldMentalHealthDay

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

@realDonaldTrump You’re a maniac, it’s scary to think someone like yourself has this much power..

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

@Poach RIP Ricky Reels..

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

@JimboGPK I think he likes you really, just a strange way of showing it..

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

We see you... leaving your #FPL team to the last minute 😬

Sort it NOW to avoid any late panics!

GW1 Deadline: 1900 BST on Friday 9 August

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

Struggling to comprehend how big eSports has become.. Insane! BBC News - Fortnite World Cup: Players battle for biggest total prize pool https://t.co/1pjL4mc5t2

[Conor Moore @ConorSketches]

2019 Premier League Review! From Klopp to Pep to Keano to @realDonaldTrump ! What the world is really saying!

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

@ConorSketches @realDonaldTrump Hahahaha i lol’d at the Harry Kane one 😂

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

@Wonderboyo What if they've not been to school, how to comprehend? They're too busy nerding ofc

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

I wish there was a twitch chat for football games

[Chris Beck @crispybeck]

VAR isn’t perfect yet but it’d still improve the game and stop incorrect referee decisions. There’s no way Chelsea should have won that game