Joanne Fabric

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

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[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

Halloween 2026

[JJ Cohen-Lohan @CohenLohan]

If the spice girls formed in 2026:
- Art spice
- Vintage reseller spice
- Ozempic spice
- Lyme Disease spice
- Autism spice

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

It’s morbin time

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

I see a lot of y’all moving like this coffee machine

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

book so good i HAVE to gatekeep it 😅

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

sometimes when you stumble through the valley of the shadow of death you temporarily find refuge in an ugly man. But you’re supposed to leave him there

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

I want punt liberty biberty into the exosphere

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

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[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

Got invited to a Juneteenth party #DiversityHire 🤩

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

This the photo that triggered this tweet btw

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

That anorexic bitch sombr

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

I’m the intimacy coordinator for phineas and isabelle in the hit television series phineas and ferb

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

I could chug viscous egg yolk right now

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

Took a big yawn and my bra unsnapped

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

Call her old doors the way she got big knockers

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

The “something blue” at my wedding gonna be my mans’ balls

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

Australia’s version of “pretty close”

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

Putting on lipgloss feels like sisyphus and that rock

[Joanne Fabric @crispycooter]

Can’t stop thinking about this mural i saw in guatemala