Crispy

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@Spotify @PopCrave Fuck the haters, lfg Spotify

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@SawyerMerritt @grok will existing teslas still have this feature

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@YT_OnDeck I think you’re missing Rendon???

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@outragedteen_ Congrats retard

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We have just over two weeks to pass Prop 50. And when we do, it will send a message of hope across the country, that change is possible if we do the work.

So, let’s get to it. https://t.co/EodmVsbE9o

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@EliseMcCue @GavinNewsom Imcomparable. Bunch of fucking retards

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@bananagun LFG

[Banana Gun 🍌🔫 @bananagun]

It's been 2 years since $BANANA went live, and a lot has happened since.

We started with a simple promise to give early users a fair start. Qualifying pre-TGE users receiving an unlocked airdrop as a token of appreciation.

From there things moved fast... 🍌

$BANANA got listed on major CEXes like @binance, @okx, and @kucoincom, and over $30M worth of $ETH and $SOL has been distributed to holders to date.

Fast forward to today; let's talk about the exciting future of Banana and what we have in store.

Multichain Pools: Banana Goes Multichain 🍌
Our strategy has always been simple: be where the volume is.

We are actively reviewing which chains make the most sense and will begin seeding liquidity there to make $BANANA easily accessible for everyone.

Being multichain also opens new possibilities for Banana Bonus, and we are excited to explore them.

Liquidity: Liquidity That Actually Matters 🍌
While volumes on CEXes remain strong, the old V2 pool on DEX sits mostly untouched.

That's why we're transitioning from V2 to a V3 pool, enabling more dynamic, efficient market making.

The total supply of $BANANA or $ETH in circulation will not change. It just makes the liquidity work smarter.

Team Tokens 🔥
As mentioned in our previous update, half of the team's allocation (5% of total supply) has now completed its 2-year cliff and entered a 36-month linear unlock schedule. That means allocations won't unlock all at once, but gradually. After internal discussions, every eligible team member agreed to burn ALL unlocked tokens on December 31st, 2025. That's what we call a proper New Year's Eve bonfire.

Market & Treasury 🍌
We would be remiss not to address the obvious: the market just went through a heavy correction.

The good news is that we are fine.

We weren't leveraged, and a large portion of our treasury is held in stablecoins.

Banana is built to endure cycles, not chase them. We keep rocking, shipping, and building stronger than ever, and ever, and ever 🍌

Tokenomics 🍌
Over the course of Banana, we have heard a lot of opinions and valuable feedback from community members. Some users have suggested that we adopt a staking model, while some want a buyback and burn, and others say to keep things as they are.

We hear you.

We are actively reviewing all options to ensure the next phase of $BANANA aligns with long-term holders and future growth.

As our ecosystem expands, $BANANA will remain at the center, constantly powering what we build next.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

If you’re under 30 and have no responsibilities, I recommend working as many hours per week as humanly possible.

You’ll never be able to work this hard again. And the compounding effects of a few years can set up your life for decades.

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@SecKennedy @grok is this true?

[Circuit @CashIsTrash_]

👀 $BANANA makes 170x more revenue than $TIA EVERY MONTH

@bananagun march to TOP 100 starts now.

1 $BANANA = $324+ YOU ARE STILL EARLY. LOAD UP

@cryptocevo @CryptopepperP @CryptoWizardd @ChadCaff @VenomsAltcoins 🚀

[WIZZ🥷 ( beware scammers ) @CryptoWizardd]

You still have time to buy cheap $BANANA

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@StockMKTNewz @grok what is her performance for the past five years

[Crispy @crispyytrades]

@kirawontmiss @gork what should he do bro

[JNVCK CRYPTO @jnvck_crypto]

$banana is slowly getting ready for a massive move upwards

-hold 50+ $banana to get revenue from trading bot (sol+eth)
-listed on Binance
-team is around for 2+ years now & building nonstop @bananagun

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

The Angels' playoff odds have cratered all the way to 0.7% per FanGraphs and 0.4% per Baseball Reference.

The trade deadline was exactly a week ago. The front office/ownership's hope was two months of meaningful games. But seven days later, they're in need of a miracle.

[Surge @SurgeArmy]

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Banana Gun just hit an all-time high in users.

👥 21,266 traders used the bot this week
🔁 11,930 returning
🆕 9,336 new
📈 Highest numbers ever on record

ETH is so back and $BANANA has +70% of volume dominance on it.

And yet... the market hasn't priced all of this in.

TLDR: @bananagun is underpriced AF

@CryptoWizardd @cryptocevo @CryptopepperP @ChadCaff @CashIsTrash_

[Crypto.Ronald @CryptoGemRnld]

$BANANA $72 is coming

Breakout DAILY !