cristi 🍻

be the person your dog thinks you are

[blueface @bluefacebleedem]

Having 1 bitch is to close to having no bitches

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

How am I supposed to leave this goddamn app bruh

[‏ً @marenyearly]

Leo randomly being sexy again is very demonic. A bad omen.

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

there are hundreds of thousands of adults that still geniuenly believe he was cloned and their votes have the same weight as yours btw

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

Someone tell Mr beast I need money

[joey @emmarobcerts]

an actor who actually was a good person and promoted nothing but kindness, loving and acceptance. he didn’t deserve any of his pain. what a talent and may he rest in peace

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

This is the only headline that matters today!

Little Punch has made some friends 🥰

[JKP @juniorkingpp]

omg that’s like their beyoncé

[Rod Nez | Horror @rodnezmovies]

this is a tracking shot and they just followed Kermit & Piggy. Allegedly they didn't want stunt doubles so they did the stunt themselves, they're real performers

[h @VILL4NEVE]

nobody will ever be this funny again

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

This ruined my day.

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Exclusive: Catherine O'Hara has died.

[` @ymmmayer]

It’s important to always have something to look forward to, no matter how big or small

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

Then on top of that, like it’s such a big news line and like their Grandma is so old and that’s her son. Like she can’t escape this reality and it’s bothering me so much.

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

Like I just want to be up in the comments going off on people and asking them to stop tagging Mindy and she doesn’t need this constant reminder. But I don’t even think her family was ready to announce it was him.

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

God I hate so much seeing the post about man found dead inside his car knowing that it’s my best friends uncle and she has to keep seeing this post over and over. And on top of that I know people want to help by tagging her and asking if it’s her uncle but damn she’s struggling.

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

I miss my kids when they’re sleeping. 🫩

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

old lady ass tweet fr

[cristi 🍻 @cristimari_]

I’ve always been an off brand person, but there is few items I will only do name brand like toilet paper, scissors, baby wipes.. the list goes on.