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Mancunian Champion cake eater, aggressively fancy

[christopher @cristov85]

@cityreport_ Can they leave Nunes and Lewis in Paris? Then can start an instagram travel channel

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Man United have the highest net spend of any club in the world over the past decade and are still starting Jonny Evans in a Manchester derby. Sensational work.

[Joe Butterfield @joebutters]

This is why every fan in the country hates these dogshit referees. This was given as a foul BY Haaland. A week later a less offensive challenge has been given as a foul by the keeper. It's an absolute joke.

[𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐬 @MancPictures]

SANKEYS SOAP NIGHTCLUB

What a club…what great times we all had.

RIP Sankeys ❤️

📸 | ThingsYouSeeUpHigh

[City Report @cityreport_]

This is what it's all about. 💙

[BBC Sport Manchester @BBCRMsport]

“A team died in 1958 to play in Europe. This is our history and it's being thrown away for money by owners. These people know nothing about Manchester.”

Ian Stirling from the Manchester United Supporters Trust (@MU_ST) on @BBCRadioManc.

👉 More: https://t.co/gWB1XlpzHA #MUFC

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

I can’t believe that sticking 11 men behind the ball and hoping for extra time and penalties hasn’t paid off for Everton.

[David Walker @djwskyblu]

Dear Jurgen - define ‘normal’
10/11 - 13 pts behind
11/12 - 37 pts behind
12/13 - 17 pts behind
13/14 - 2 pts behind
14/15 - 17 pts behind
15/16 - 6 pts behind
16/17 - 2 pts behind
17/18 - 25 pts behind
18/19 - 1 pt behind
19/20 - 18 pts in front
20/21 - 16 pts currently behind.

[Katy Leeson @KatyLeeson]

We NEED to stop glamourising overworking. Please.

The absence of sleep, good diet, exercise, relaxation, and time with friends and family isn't something to be applauded.

Too many people wear their burnout as a badge of honour.

And it needs to change.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Interesting last week of football. We take a look at different tactics being used across Europe.

[Tom Heenan @TomHeenan90]

I don’t agree with the Silva and Kompany statues... I’d much rather us copy how the big clubs do it and have statues of the man who relegated us, an alcoholic and a nonce.

[Andrew Wolf @AndrewWolf88]

I see people are mocking the statues of Kompany and Silva. Maybe they should all look a bit closer to home?

[THREAD by popular demand]
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[Ryan LeFevre @feve10]

This may be the only time this clip will be relevant

[James Blake @jamesblake]

Close down @TheSun newspaper.

[Jamie @jmemc55]

Technical ability. Set piece specialist. Come to save the squad. Born to play for the Red Devils. What a pass https://t.co/wIrIpfdgR3

[Daniel 🇻🇦 @DB___67]

Your daughter is absolutely shite at making biscuits