Jimmy Crowbar | @[email protected]

Cybersecurity fool, film poltroon, transit dweeb.

Not to be trusted with anything important but I'll read your script. DM.

Probably won't follow back.

He/him

[Jimmy Crowbar | @[email protected] @criticaldroll]

Honestly if Twitter goes down it'll be great for my creative energy

Lots more writing and photography and zero people to share them with.

Maybe I'll go to Instagram or Mastodon?

Look

I'm down to like 129 followers and I'm bad at Twitter, if you need my contact info just DM me

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@thelindsayellis @[email protected]

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@scott_tobias He already deleted a reply he posted months ago playfully responding to ElonJet

[Azi™️ @Azi]

🧵 Accounts suspended, a thread

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@KT_So_It_Goes https://t.co/8CkLwEmHjj

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A motorcycle cop flipped his lights and sirens this morning because he didn't want to wait for schoolbound children to cross the street in front of him

@RiversidePolice is a lovely bunch tho I'm sure, they're definitely looking out of for me and my kids

[Jimmy Crowbar | @[email protected] @criticaldroll]

@InnuendoStudios "insubstantial" excuse me sir it sounds like you didn't appreciate the extremely serious "Thomas The Tank Engine characters" personality analysis

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@intothecrevasse Once again I am blindly going against obvious cultural momentum by only using "out of pocket" to mean "absent, out of sight or outside my control" a la Ethan Hunt losing Golytsin in Mission Impossible (1996)

[Jimmy Crowbar | @[email protected] @criticaldroll]

Point: Spirited Away suggests that traditional spirits do not inhabit things with electricity, which have no personality or charm

Counterpoint: every printer I have ever used is haunted

[Jimmy Crowbar | @[email protected] @criticaldroll]

I have thought about it for 37 seconds and I have decided that The Untouchables (1987) is a western.

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Look it's very exciting but please this time let's make sure that the apparatus used to hold the energy does not implant itself at the base of the creator's spine and cause him to rob banks and fight Spider-Man

[Tom Wilson @thomas_m_wilson]

SCOOP: Net energy gain in a fusion reaction has been a holy grail in science for decades. Now I’m told US scientists have done it. A massive breakthrough with revolutionary potential for clean power. US Energy Secretary to hold a press conference Tuesday https://t.co/aiyyRU3ehO

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@KevMagnet High Flying Bird

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Turning a big dial taht says "container ships"and looking at the audience

[Jimmy Crowbar | @[email protected] @criticaldroll]

Fresh from the makers of "you're buying too much stuff" comes the next exciting crisis, "you're not buying enough stuff"

[Jimmy Crowbar | @[email protected] @criticaldroll]

@APMC1985 np

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@PrimaryCinema Your best tweet

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@mateosfo See this kind of smart, walkable, mixed use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities