Critical Hit

Plan B has moved and renovated! Meet us for Cirtical Hit! a Monday Open Mic at the Raygun Lounge! Sign ups at 8 in-person or via twitter, show at 8:30!

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Lincoln Chafee needs to stop parting his hair down the middle. You can't have it both ways. Pick a side! #DemDebate

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Jim Webb looks like an angry Pat Sajak. #DemDebate

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Lincoln Chafee is like watching a block of granite talk.

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Fun fact: 3 out of 5 Democrats running for President used to be Republicans. #DemDebate

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Every time a candidate insults your intelligence as a carbon based life form, take a shot.

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Each time a candidate says something that destroys your confidence in American democracy, do a shot. Also don't die. #DemDebate

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It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. #adderallthetime

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Because I've never been told I couldn't be a show since they already had a male comic. #yesalljane

[DouglasWFail @DouglasWFail]

Because I've never been introduced as "your first male comic of the night." #yesalljane

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@NickMakesJokes number two?

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Hey guys, this Monday is our last show. Please come out and tell some jokes one last time. Our host will be the effervescent Mitch Mitchell.

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@TisWhitman it is.

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@JohnMComedy there is a mic tonight, signups start at 8:30.

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@ericuthus it is! 8:30.

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Since a few people asked, yes, the mic is on tonight. @NickMakesJokes is your host.

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@ShawnArmistead yep. 8:30 signups.

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@NickMakesJokes Want to be the doll that bites the bullet?

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@christanleonard We're all here. That sounds creepy as fuck.

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Guys, list is full, but if you come show your peers love and support we won't forget how wonderful you are.

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@christanleonard Sorry doll, list is full. Come drink anyway.