cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉

roACHES // she/her // University of Strathclyde

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

i think more writers should be silenced. please silence us i am begging you

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

hey so what the fuck

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

“scotland should be embarrassed” i’ll have you know that getting absolutely pumped in international football is a historied national pastime have some fucking respect

[aria STELLE AND ASTH DAY!!! @devilscorrupted]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" i asked jeff the killer and he said im gonna jeff the kill you

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘NO OTHER LAND’ co-director Hamdan Ballal has been beaten and injured by Israeli settlers then abducted from the ambulance he was placed in.

Yuval Abraham says there has been no sign of Hamdan since.

[Omar Baddar عمر بدّار @OmarBaddar]

He was on stage at the Oscars in Los Angeles just 3 weeks ago. Now he's been brutalized and disappeared by Israeli settlers.

It's like these fanatics & their genocidal government are making a point that they can get away with absolutely anything.

[Rachel Cairns @RachelCairns20]

I’m running the @TheBSLS Winter Symposium later this month - come and learn about fat fictions with me !! ✨

[Not Will @khalnero]

“serving junt” has winded me

[Amira 🩷 @flannelmoding]

my final prediction!!

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

I’m starting to think that if bisexual women didn’t exist that queer people online would have nothing to talk about

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

do the americans know the uk food they upload videos boking and laughing over is always either working class or immigrant diaspora food?? like do they know??? i feel like they wouldn’t do this if they knew

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

@tcozettemoore CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

no one gets Izzie Stevens like i get Izzie Stevens ily babygirl

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

tearing the 20 year jack black crush out of my body like a cybernetic implant, leaving blood and gristle all over the floor

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

VAMOS ESPAÑITA VAMOOOOOOOS

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

fanfics can be built on tropes because the audience already knows/cares about the characters. original books built on tropes result in sloppy plots and half baked characters with no development. why should i give a fuck if there’s only one bed i don’t know these people

[Phil Burton-Cartledge @philbc3]

It remains the case that no leader has got more votes for Labour in the 21st century than Jeremy Corbyn.

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

god I love my country I love how much we love being a nation of cowards I REALLY love how much we love pretending this abusive marriage is good for us I LOOOOVE how content we are to let ourselves be ruled by a parliament 411 miles away from our most populous fucking city

[cjatermelon🇵🇸🍉 @criticalroach]

“scotland should be embarrassed” i’ll have you know that getting absolutely pumped in international football is a historied national pastime have some fucking respect

[mini 👑 @mini4butches]

you ask a British queer person about the film Pride (2014) and their eyes glaze over with tears immediately