oat

i think i should be prime minister next actually

[oat @edgemaster30001]

starting a thread of unsafe "accessible" bathrooms that don't meet regulations because i have been pissed off one too many times

[Hannah 🦢 @haphazardlyyyyy]

thought I had a lens wipe in my pocket and ended up pulling out and opening a packet of grated parmesan cheese during a work meeting

[halcy @halcyon_dot_exe]

his abhorrent and disgusting presence literally corrodes all life around him

[🌟 @charlieebaker69]

in china he’s massive gay

[samuel @samqpeirce]

what is with my phone

[long sword wife @quietlybea]

This is my venn tart.

[veazy (evil era) @vzdzt]

get abducted nerd

[🪲ioomf @i0lanthe_]

Gay pirate: ahoy there me lads

See how there was no indication of his sexuality other than my label? Would you have even known otherwOh my god hes plundering mad booty nevermind JESUS he's making them walk the plank #InnapropriateUseOfPegLeg its getting jolly up in his roger😭👀

[kitten @endgametlsc]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[oat @edgemaster30001]

notice how literally nobody brought up trans people and yet we are part of this conversation somehow

[Nerdy Redneck @NerdyRedneck_]

@glumeshrume @tiddypills if a man puts on a dress and makeup, is he still a man?

[la criatura 🐗 @diplobrocus]

Quetzyyyyy

[leto meow | cr: asos @theybrows]

how it feels to have executive dysfunction

[kj🌪️ ⚢ wilerunner lesbian @VOMB0T]

lesbian couple who likes salad: do you wanna caesar later?

[Snowleopardess 💚 @snowleopardess]

No @andyburnham. The vast majority of people in the UK do NOT stand with Israel, which is a genocidal state committing war crimes.
You are supposed to represent us, the voters, not Israeli donors to the Labour Party.

[Ruqaiya @ruqaiya_h]

This boy, who received a slap on the wrist and avoided juvenile detention, is the same age that Shamima Begum was when she was groomed online, and subsequently had her citizenship taken away. Just saying!

[fredesque @FredTaming]

[pulling paper out of hat] "clams"

[pulling 2nd paper out of hat] "with Hepatitis A"

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

Our neighbor's basset hound, Barnaby, has figured out that if he sits by our back fence and lets out one single, incredibly pathetic howl, my dad will walk over and feed him a baby carrot. The problem is that Barnaby has no sense of time, so now we just hear this solitary, mournful "AWOO" at like 3:15 AM. You can hear my dad sigh, get out of bed, mumble "coming, Barnaby," and shuffle down the stairs with a carrot. It’s been happening for two years.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

but, what should we call the song?
-the B52s, first draft

[Frank.Riot 🍉 @RiotFrank]

Free Palestine.