critsmadine

All opinions posted by this account are dumb and stupid and dumb

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@MakoSussyshima - Vardaman Bundren, As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner

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@jeanfaymas Now THAT’S a list I can relate to

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@11975MHz They’ve been telling Europe what they’re planning since like 610AD, not even 2001

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl "Do you wish to continue? Yes or no."

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@jonathanfg97120 @LeadingReport A bullet to the heart results in a quick, painless death. Lethal injection does not. Just because guns are loud and scary doesn't mean it's "torture".

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@YourPalNyanus Public execution followed by gibbeting. Cruel, but it would get the message across to copy-Clancies.

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@AutismCapital Been wearing Brooks for years now, fit great on my duck-like feet

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@fujikurauruka Oh, so you drive a Honda HR-V (also popular with lesbians)

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@menmakii It's all good-natured chicanery until someone pulls out a handgun

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@MrPumpkinFace1 Following the rules of reincarnation: Every time you murder a cockroach, it reincarnates as an Indian. Be merciful to cockroaches so they don't become Indians.

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@EmberAmane If you don't see my post, was it ever posted to begin with?

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@memeticsisyphus Because they're SAVING the WORLD, and HEROES don't have to follow the rules set by society for everyone's safety
Do you think Superman pays for all the buildings he accidentally destroys? Well cyclists are just like Superman. But for the environment. 🌳

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https://t.co/Jn8YGXQmOr
My man did the bare minimum for nearly 10 years so he could get back to gaming ASAP
He's literally me

[Mike Tomlin @CoachTomlin]

Hope you are pumped to watch Episode 1 tonight.

Can’t give it all away in one video. 😉

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@menmakii pls do the needful and show bob

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@magicgirlcrisis When you get in he's going to knock on your window, so you roll it down and he croons "Nevermore" before flying away

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@lazudeepbluesea Because they're made by incompetent, unqualified people who vibe code every update, and then vibe code another update to fix what they broke, breaking fifty more things in the process

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@shitpost_2049 Left lane bandits: Karens, grannies, and probable illegal immigrants on their phones
Belligerent pickup driver: Fat middle aged guy in wraparound shades
Reckless shitbox driver: Black or white crackhead
My discrimination batting avg is like 0.95

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@djcows Save the birds, chop up rock climbers instead
You're an environmentalist genius my friend

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@DrunkRepub Journalist: “I booed Trump at the TN vs. TX game, therefore Trump was booed at the TN vs. TX game. Checkmate, chuds!” 🧐

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@ChisakaAiri "put you out of your misery" please tell me you're not in Canada 😨