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self aware NPC, performative male, I also occasionally curate vibes

[crit on twit @critstwit]

hanging w the tweakers in the library smoking zone

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

My most Catholic trait is that I believe you should never, ever regard yourself as a good person. This is where hubris and fallibility arises

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Only during MACtion will you see a penalty for fake goal posts

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This dude IS Maction

[crit on twit @critstwit]

lowkey nuke the burbs

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

why does my kid get Veterans Day off of school? I don't remember seeing him in Fallujah.

[ned! @nedsore]

The most mentally ill person you know is currently training to be some sort of therapist

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Last 4 days in Ohio:

Ohio State loses 41-28
Cavs lose 109-97
Browns lose 23-22
Myles Garrett records 3 sacks in his Rams return
Cavs lose again 112-124
The Edmund Fitzgerald anniversary reminds us all of the fragility of life

[Official Ohio State DG @DylanEveryday]

Back in my day, you’d pregame, watch ohio state win by 40, then go to the bars

Now kids watch Ryan Day give up 38 straight points and are lighting themselves on fire

Shits sad.

[They murdered Renée Good @Youtalkingtume]

Reporter: “Pete Hegseth says you want to see him in prison.”

Rep. Thomas Massie: “ There’s no way that I would go to visit him”

[Rootkit Randy @EzeSecOps]

Thomas Massie? The Embedded Systems Engineer?

[crit on twit @critstwit]

doing ebitda analysis on my girlfriend

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

very funny Elizabeth Holmes’s dad was an Enron guy. like the family is just genetically predisposed to fraud

[jemp.stp @runthistrain]

Yeah bro we’re in Nashville meet us at the Morgan Wallen Bar. Meet us at the Jelly Roll bar. Dawg we are at the Pat McAfee bar meet us there. Yo bro the Bert Krescher bar is dope meet us there

[James Heale @JAHeale]

When he’s right he’s right

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

#MACtion

[≩ @_STEEZA]

ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade

[high desert bestie :) @therapis2000]

"i voted" stickers are ash wednesday ashes for people who listen to NPR

[Lukas (computer)🛡️ @SCHIZO_FREQ]

It would appear the PR strategy of “having zoomers use govt socials to post hype edits of ICE agents beating fat brown women to death with baseball bats” does not poll well with the general electorate

[crit on twit @critstwit]

@elonmusk prolly just sit this one out

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

We’re mostly joking around tonight but we’re actually going to imprison you