crit on twit

self aware NPC, I also occasionally curate vibes

[crit on twit @critstwit]

hanging w the tweakers in the library smoking zone

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Kyla Scanlon @kylascan]

One of the most important things to understand about the moment we are living in

[crit on twit @critstwit]

yin and yang of mlb games is that a tall kona big wave costs more than my ticket to sit the bleachers

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[crit on twit @critstwit]

Met a 40 y/o ex admissions officer at my local college dive bar on sunday evening claiming that he bombed the ACT and so the entire time he was in admissions he rallied against ACT scores as being indicative of intelligence. but I met him at a college dive bar on a sunday. hes 40

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

pretty decent encapsulation of the last few years on here

[Ersatz @freezethesaint]

None of you are self-aware. You are howling narcissists. This woman starts this video off by listing her personality type, attachment style, horoscope, as if borrowed categories add up to a self. You think about yourselves too much and have mistaken it for introspection.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

The most darkly funny aspect of this video is that Ivanka Trump speaks as if she went on some profound, prolonged spiritual and philosophical journey to ascertain the meaning of life, and concluded that the most elevated human state is to live on a gigantic private island in the Mediterranean, in a sprawling mansion paid for with the billions of dollars given to her husband by the Saudis and Emiratis to ensure favorable treatment by him and by her dad in their exercise of the powers of the American Presidency. Real uplifting stuff. 🙏

[crit on twit @critstwit]

the jason bateman show

[crit on twit @critstwit]

jared kushner had to take over his fathers real estate business when he went to prison for tax evasion. that’s literally arrested development

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

first pride month without ayatollah khamenei :(

[Matt Lieb?? @mattlieb]

If you’re wondering why it feels like everyone got more insane…

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

Notice how simply quoting the Founding Fathers comes off as a swipe at Trump...

Almost like he's everything they warned us against.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“you’d be in prison if it weren’t for me” is quite the admission to make out loud

[Suzuki Nathie 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @SkoczSteven]

Mike they tried to hang you

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

From a young age, I have always wanted to be the exit liquidity for shareholders of artificial intelligence companies

[hunter @3gpmh]

pulled her panties down and had to solve a reCAPTCHA

[Anand Sanwal @asanwal]

"Unless it's a top university, go to the cheapest one that you like."

This is the right advice for those deciding on which college to attend when thinking about future employment

Going to Boston University or Oberlin just won't matter

h/t @auren

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

The reason Japan can have great trains is not high trust. It's LACK OF VIOLENT CRIME. If you have even moderately high levels of violent crime, people will want to drive instead of taking the train. You can't have trains without suppressing violent crime.