Gonzaga

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

Long weekend forecast: 90% chance of turning into a puddle, 100% chance of ego death, and somehow a miraculous recovery just in time to tell everyone I “took it easy.”

[Waffleb0arded @waffleb0arded]

Welp. It’s summer again… time to fire this hot rod back up and give the fans what they deserve. It’s Thursday and I’m feeling like a slotted trottsman 🐎🐎 Are we feeling Lincoln tonight???

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

Just had a fat piece of plastic in my Mexican corn chowder from panera #fuckcorpateamerica @panerabread figure it out now

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

I’m two drinks away from ending up in mass ave

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

Tuesday at the mandarin, one tai and one green tea shot in after 5 minutes, ref can’t stop me

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

Being a grower sucks because if I get pants in public I’m gunna have to start jerking it on the spot

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

It’s Monday after getting absolutely graped all weekend, sun is beaming on me. Should I start today and parlay it into the weekend or so I just end it all on stream?

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

I had so many coffee with loves that I don’t even like them anymore

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

Leaving Narragansett after an absolute tornado of a weekend, will be at broadway in approximately 1 hour and 25 minutes to get after it for Sunday funday

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

J shock is the Paul pierce of this generation. Josh block should be our president. And bossman dlow is the new drake but don’t forget about 2 Mazza

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

Blue Powerade mine as well be fent

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

Coffee w love got me feelin nicey #beardedragon

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

@BubbaHicks3 My daddy owns USA

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

I’m 2 drinks away from wearing a diaper

[Gonzaga @crittasniffa67]

@waffleb0arded I’m turning that beard blonde