Chris McKean

seemingly horrible little man whos actually alright if you have a good sense of humor.

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

Basically somewhere not owned by a man child megalomaniac who can't tell fiction from reality or can but he chooses to ignore it for attention and to try to seem more relevant.

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

Elon Musk is that annoying person that everyone knows who's so desperate to look cool and get some attention that they will say or do anything. So why don't we all do what we do with that person and just ignore him until he goes away?

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

A platform where some effort is made to take down misinformation instead of leaving blatant lies, made up stories, manipulated images and articles in the name of "free speech". The same free speech that gets hidden by algorithms in searches and post promotions

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@BroatchLiam @AaronBower https://t.co/0N70IV8BiK

Guilty

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@RField94489 @ollyo9 @joekaren46 @itsme_again076 @ItsJuggaloJesus @DaveSamways2 do you numpties just believe everything you see on the internet?

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@IBEROSTAR Can only book 1 room at a time online??
What a noddy setup for a global hotel brand

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@hopsandhampers hey Daniel. What's the deal with registration on your website. I was going to put through an order but it won't let me register as it needs to be approved. Also, is there no free shipping at a certain price point?

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@vaultcitybrew will you lot ever being back caterpillar cake DDF beer? Please say yes.

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@Gaz_E NO NO NO NO. You do not mess with the John Williams superman theme. Even Zimmer, as good as he is, can keep his grubby little hands off it.

[binface @binface]

Joe Hart's going home in a U-Boat.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Seeing Gregg Wallace trending reminds me of one of the all time great Twitter exchanges

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Martin Lewis has met a scam victim who lost £76,000 after being tricked into investing in fake cryptocurrency by deepfakes of Lewis and Elon Musk. The real Elon Musk has also offered to meet the man, at which point he plans to trick him into investing in some fake cryptocurrency

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

Mike Tyson has opened his new greek food outlet in Warrington

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@SuperLeague @WarringtonRLFC @MattyyAshton Is he not technically the fastest due to having recorded the fastest speed?

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@Twitla_youth @ICTman1076 @Matt_A_Shea Ha ha. Gets called out for being a buffoon because the BBC have done exactly that and doesn't know what to say.

[Chris McKean @crizmo]

@KuckooRocks is now my favourite music bar in Warrington.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Roads blocked, trains cancelled, power cuts, schools closed – if Putin ever decides to attack the UK, he should just launch snow

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

The beauty of Wildlife ~ A Thread 🧵

1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody.