🐜Clare🐜

#TESD 13%er. Never forget Walt Flanagan sleeps with just his head under the bed.

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

https://t.co/M32IjuRpne

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Friends, enemies, strangers, super models, athletes, podcasters, countrymen, clergy and spies - my STANDUP SPECIAL: TERRIFIED is premiering May 31st at 11am ET on @800pgm YouTube!! Mark it down, babe!

***I will be in the live chat with you guys watching the special, don’t miss it!!

I haven’t been this excited since Pee Wee Herman guest starred on 227. Thank you to everyone who helped make it happen.

Get a reminder for the premiere here: https://t.co/c3OjAwEHY9

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

Amazing night seeing @Joe_Gatto, @stevebyrnelive and @Jiggycomedy. So happy to have seen them 🙏

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

Found an original Nintendo that I just spent the last 4 hours playing. I have no regrets.

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

When you see this and then it disappears 😳🕷️

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

It’s that time of the year when I go back and listen to all the #TESD Halloween episodes 🎃💀👻

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

When my dog rushes to the door acting like he really needs to go out and then all he does is sunbathe…

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

Accurate

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

My phone just autocorrected “sounds” to “kidnapping” 🤷‍♀️

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

I love this so much

[Declan 'Creaky' Quinn @dequinn]

TESD #534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular is up!!
https://t.co/1WjU9E0yCo

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

Currently wearing a shirt to work that says “Don’t Know Don’t Care” which perfectly conveys my mood today

[Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit]

What if we all just gave up, as a bit

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

Walked by a coworker and overheard just this part of his conversation… “You can’t rent an old lady”

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

7 year old: I don’t want to be a teacher because it’s boring.

Me: What do you want to be?

7 year old: I want to be a father because then I can yell.

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

Currently battling with a fitted sheet and losing miserably

[Chris Cason @Casonworld]

He finally got out.

[🐜Clare🐜 @crlight33]

Just walked by 2 adults sitting in a paddle boat in their front yard pretending to fish in the grass