crocodilimus

The gleeple snorp

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Everything smells like cat food #CatFood

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Guy who never says “bought” he only says “purchased”

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

When’s she’s shaped like New Jersey

[ALEKS @helpwoodsy]

Working with kids actually kinda being fulfilling

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Watching a small turtle take bites

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Sometimes I’ll scratch my head, but it’s not even itchy, and I’m not even thinking really hard! Just need the sensation of the scratch because my head itches and I need to remember something

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Group costume: the “iji” in Beijing

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

When ur on the playground and they whip out double infinity

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Spanish drag queens be like my name is Apple Tomorrow

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Senator Nick Crompton

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Dude! You weren’t supposed to light my Dog Day Afternoon scented candle

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Putting an “I bought this before he went crazy” sticker on my Toyota Tercel

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Shakespearean lesbians be like I love nothing

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

I find food to be absolutely the licious

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Nine e-lemon

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

This time of year is always so bad. But this year it’s worse

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Feels like someone is slamming soaking wet blankets against the walls of my brain

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Family Guy is hilarious... but I like the Cleveland
‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍Show more

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Hey buddy. Don’t be afraid that it won’t be perfect. The only thing to be afraid of really is that it won’t be

[crocodilimus @crockpot0]

Want something, want something. Somebody sit in my chair and ruin my sleep and make me aware of being alive… beeeeeing aliiiiiive