jon

vote Pedro

[jon @crook_jon]

Gym bros eat the deadest meals

[Dill @dillydilldilly]

Made it to the Renaissance Tour! Can’t wait for Beyoncé to come out 🐝

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Taylor Swift reveals she’s already starting to have a positive impact on new boyfriend Matty Healy.

“I’ve convinced him to stop spitting on homeless people,” she beamed

[jon @crook_jon]

Taxi is just a private bus

[jon @crook_jon]

Feelin like floyd in this may weather

[jon @crook_jon]

@AldiUK there’s a dead fly in my salad! 🤮🤮🤮

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium.

Me: 0Mg.

[jon @crook_jon]

@JamesTWmusic Only miss the sun when it starts to snow

[jon @crook_jon]

Walkers baked 👌

[jon @crook_jon]

Rocket is just spicy lettuce

[Pete and Bas @PeteandBas]

Wife just kicked us out but who cares Mr Worldwide is out and we’re grabbing a kebab.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

#TommyFumbles

$2K to someone who retweets this.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Tramampoline! Trambapoline!"

[jon @crook_jon]

Spring onion is the best genre of onion imo

[NewsThump @newsthump]

NEWS! Potatoes win “Best Vegetable” for 318th year in a row https://t.co/r1kaQO7rfP

[jon @crook_jon]

Not quite my tempo

[New York Post @nypost]

Miles Teller allegedly punched in the face during Hawaii vacation https://t.co/XcfZNzMMbf

[jon @crook_jon]

@OfficialHARIBO @j_ack18

[jon @crook_jon]

@luke_connelly1 CR7 wipes the floor with him m8

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Judge: Show us the evidence!
Us: What evidence?

#FreeCuthbert