Matthew Cropper

All my puns are intended

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

It’s almost 12 weeks since our @emirates flights via @Travel_Up to Dubai were cancelled. This seems an unreasonable period of time to wait for a refund! What are my options!?! @SimonCalder @MartinSLewis @ATOLprotected @ABTAtravel @CitizensAdvice @UK_CAA

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@northernassist genuine question - what comes first on a busy commuter - a passenger or a bicycle? Should someone be made to stand up having paid for a ticket whilst a bicycle occupies 3 seats. Not looking to cause an argument with fellow followers, just wondered …

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@itvcalendar @BBCLookNorth

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

Did anyone spend £260 in the food hall in April on the basis that you would get £26 off your next shop!? (Sparks card offer). This deal/offer (contract) ends this weekend and @marksandspencer have said they won’t honour or extend that agreement

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@marksandspencer hi M&S my Sparks card is loaded with a £26 voucher owing to your recent offer of spending £260 on food over a period of time recently. The conditions are that the £26 off your next shop is that it expires this weekend. Do you plan to extend this time period?

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@Waymo I’m visiting from the UK and the app won’t accept my cell/mobile number - can I get a temporary access code/number? Thanks

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

Thanks for the cake @AldiUK however it looks like @RoyalMail kicked it round the sorting office before delivering it! Going to be difficult to make that comparison in this state 😞

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@marksandspencer happy birthday to me! At 54 years old you’re still not too old to enjoy #colin goodies! Still the best and original - no copycat(erpillar) cuthbert in this house @AldiUK 👍

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

Interesting turn of events 🤔

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@N5Angry @Luke_R01 @jezabelda57 @marksandspencer @AldiUK 🤔 wonder what that word is … what’s up can a straight person not wear pink? Let me guess - you’re a Stone Island fan and you go to the football on a weekend and drink pints and eat pies. Beat your chest caveman …

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@kenzswxrld @marksandspencer @AldiUK Just a laugh mate - chill them beans …

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@jezabelda57 @marksandspencer @AldiUK You will never know how much that devastates me Steph. Maybe I’ll lower my standards and hold out for an offer from Aldi 👍 😂

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@LondonLazz @marksandspencer @AldiUK

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp I have the need to frequently pay for postage online. Sometimes it goes wrong and i need to request reimbursement. Why am I reimbursed in stamps when I pay cash - are stamps legal tender? What am I supposed to do with stamps!? I pay for postage online!

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@PostOffice I have the need to frequently pay for postage online. From time to time it goes wrong and i need to request reimbursement. Why am I reimbursed in stamps when I pay cash - are stamps legal tender? What am I supposed to do with stamps!? I pay for postage online!

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@foofighters #uk #tour will there be guaranteed ticket sales for those of us who had tickets for the last tour before it was cancelled?

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@MartinSLewis one I’m sure you are aware of Mr Lewis 👍

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@SnoopDogg is so cool 😎 he is creating his own arena in #leeds to perform his new tour this year @fdarena

[Matthew Cropper @croppermj]

@liamgallagher You retiring mate 👍 😉