Crosby

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

The second I meet a man who doesn’t use 3 in one conditioner I’m moving in

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

Guys will talk to you for weeks and compliment you then act like it’s bitchy to ghost them after finding out they have a girlfriend... just me??? #whoischivalryandwhereareyou

[Hannah @hann_oxox]

Don’t ever let go of the person that was there for you through your toughest times man. You’ll regret it.

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

Aloha is Hawaiian for ~what the heck is up~

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

Alexa, delete everything I ever thought was true. Replace with episodes of CNN10. That shit slaps @CarlAzuzCNN

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

Nothing like ending a hard week with the start of a nice long hard week

[bradlee @boujeesIut]

when i open my heart & give too much to those who don’t deserve it

[kels @hahakelsey]

Why is this the Kidz Bop of Super Bowls

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

Who is running JoJo Siwa’s career

[riley 🚀 @riley_hp]

Me: will you vibe with each other and be homies ur whole life?

Bride: bet

Groom: bet

Me: I now declare u bro and chick you may now hit the juul

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

When will Elon Musk create a lawn vacuum

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

[before electricity was invented]

ME: [presses hand dryer]

GUY IN THE WALL: [deep inhale]

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

Every night I get in bed and I thank God for Luke Bryan

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

just learned that some of the guys coming through rush this semester have had premarital s*x?????

Uuummmm Lmao yeah no, not in my fraternity buddy keep it moving

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

If you have a bedazzled license plate you do cocaine

[Crosby @cros_mcqueen]

Dear god,
Please let me go back and re ruin my life. I have so many ideas.
Amen