Peter Venkman

Total protonic reversal never felt so good.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Yesterday, many websites went "dark" because Slimer decided to sleep in the server room. Oh, and the SOPA protest happened, too.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Can we trade the Ecto for the Batmobile, Ray? Pleeease?

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

We should sponsor one of my favorite restaurants, Burger King. We'll include a FREE trap with every purchase. (Ghost not included)

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

My New Years resolution is to upgrade the Ecto-1. All that junk on top and no place to plug in my iPod. Gotta fix that. Actually, Hey Ray...

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

She's taken 6 tequila shots, danced on the bar and wants to bang any member from Nickelback! Don't do it! "Back off man. I'm a scientist."

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Janine... I'm sorry about the Bug Eyes thing. I'll be at the Walmart exchange/refunds counter aka The 10th Level of Hell!

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Janine just gave me the finger. Love you, too, Bug Eyes.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

No, you can't exchange your terror dog for Slimer. Our customer service isn't THAT good.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you're stupid.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

You're right, Ray. No human being would stack books this way...

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Isn't voicemail kind of obsolete with the invention of texting? Maybe I don't wanna hear you drone on forever. (I'm looking at you, Egon)

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

The pants tucked in the boots look is so beneath me.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is THERE... with Scarlett Johanssen playing my next love interest.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be on the john most of the night.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Only 6 more days of the year and the best gift of the year is not having to slime blast some lame painting. #moodslime

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

Haha! RT @blanemather: Oops! Your tweet was over 140 characters. We shortened it a bit. It now ends with 'uck about you anyw...'

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

All I want for Xmas is a twinkie 35ft long weighing approx 600lbs. This doesn't represent this morning's PKE readings. It's my appetite.

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

@BeatCitySmarty That's awesome!

[Peter Venkman @crossthestreamz]

I fully believe that good girls are just bad girls who didn't get caught. Sadly for the girls, a nice guy is just a nice guy.

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