Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld meeting up courtside after the Knicks epic comeback win at Madison Square Garden last night! Good thing The Lip Reader was there!
Lt. Denniston Moore—
It aches the bosom that you have been relieved of duty. The last two annums have been filled with joy & despair.
They will sing songs of our victories against the Dairy Platoon and our heroics in ballistic maneuvers.
You remain written in my story.
—CW
Mother—
Scouts report from the Navy Patrol that the Dairy Platoon were last seen fleeing to the territory south of the Alamo, known as Cancun.
It is in their fortune for they will not find any ice in that region. Alas, they will melt in their own misery.
Yours in victory.
—CW