Chan

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[Chan @crouch_chandler]

It’s painful how predictable men are

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

My nugget

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

Surrounded by fake ass shit

[Ayman Al-Abdullah 🧱 @aymanalabdul]

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." (Ht Jamieson Faulcon)

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

Obsession level: you’re the krabby patty secret formula and I’m plankton

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

@tylerthecreator Not the Seattle ferry

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

@superjankie Happy birthday sweet Angel

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

@SpookySpacecat Ur beautiful

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

@superjankie Exactly hehehe we are lil menaces

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

Ima just start commenting “smash” or “pass”

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

I vacation like a 40 year old woman who is just excited to be away from her kids

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

@JoviRngl Tanner didn’t post you??!

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

The Super Bowl is an Aquarius

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

Muscle mommy era

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

Cold af

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

Silly little slugs, every single one of you.

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

Ok, but listen up. If you have to convince someone to respect you they aren’t worth your energy. Wash your hands and walk on bb girl,

[Chan @crouch_chandler]

I started playing chess and there’s truly nothing more humbling