Da Weaboo Strangla

people think i'm prayin' on their downfall but i'm just tryna vibe

[Da Weaboo Strangla @crouchwalking]

You ever been in love?
Yes?
Loser lol

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

computer, bombard my amygdala with chinese misinformation. make me blindly furious about data centers, electricity generation, and every other technology america needs to win the 21st century.

disable critical thinking

[RuRu @dosa_kat]

Life’s so bad got me rewatching naruto

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

@MorseReport Who up dredging they strait

[Da Weaboo Strangla @crouchwalking]

@hannanoki

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Fond memories of dear friend Dolly Parton immortalized from summit of Mt Paektu.

[Bhoomika @bhoomikacodes]

i'm the API between claude and my manager

[US Chemical Safety & Hazard Nonaffiliate @sexualprisoner]

Guards! Cleave this nigga in twain!

[Strawberry Simulator @SimulatedBerry]

“And THAT’S for Pearl Harbor!” I scream at the white P.F. Chang’s waitress as I tip 0%

[smit @itsoksmit]

God was the first vibe coder.

“Let there be light.”

No design doc. No tests. No staging environment. Just shipped the universe directly to production.

[Burgerking Junbi @Burgerking13476]

FELIZ JUEVES EVERYONE

[skooks @skooookum]

“Bring me your Milk list”

“…A what, sir?”

“Christ. Fine. Bring me the house 2%. Don’t bother decanting.”

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

a chad might mog but when the jester performs even the king sits to listen

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

[ℝ𝕀ℤℤ ℂ𝕆𝕄𝔼𝕋 @Shr00msy]

Society: “Are you left wing or right wing?”

Me:

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Could God create a BI dashboard so packed with data-driven actionable insights that even He could not schedule a meeting to touch base on improvements?

[Da Weaboo Strangla @crouchwalking]

@m4vztwt I think I been pranked

[yamcha | #Soujuurotwt @yamcha_milk]

Me: “Siri call Burger King”
Siri: “ok calling Burger King”
*phone rings*
*Burger King picks up*
Me: “hello”
Burger King: “hi what can I get you”