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Dogs, not cats.

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@Coily And generally shite

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@Independent They look fairly calm to me, all things considered.

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@3judy3 "Jason" I wondered that.

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@jovericain @masebond_ I'm a decent European driver. The major issue is the footwear.

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Just convinced my daughter, for perhaps 20 seconds, that the England women's football team have a back room employee whose sole purpose is to tie the pre-match ponytails.

#Lionesses

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@Betgolfworld I think you mean "overestimate".

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@GoodwinMJ 100% of the King, Princess Royal, Duke Of Edinburgh and Andrew The Nonce have at least one foreign-born parent.

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@TravelingBlade So they came on around seven, and people got there around nine?

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Asian Cultural Centre

#dogsatpollingstations

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@MarinaHyde You were insufficiently nasty about them. I'm disappointed at your restraint.

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@Robyn53009499 @MarinaHyde The plot thickens.

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@skyclad99 @flthpig @rocknrollofall Me too. A couple of the versions of Pack It Up And Go are outstanding - and yet didn't make the final cut.

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@PegeenMurphy @MarinaHyde "Latte drinkers" is code for "middle class, left-leaning wankers".

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@paul_psmith60 @Kevinhi49020466 @BBCTheOneShow @karren_brady Me neither. She seemed to be speaking very carefully - clearly worried that her face might fall off

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@TildaMoo It was fabulous, and could only be topped if he gets to the final and does a Rumba to Whiplash.

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@dadbodessays @historyrock_ Me too.

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@DanNeidle @nadyalm @BenChu_ @KirstyWark @guyadams @TomWitherow They covered it before anyone else? Are you sure about that? Computer Weekly wants a word.

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@SophiaGazelle @Jcheunginhin I was standing in the vestibule on a packed Paddington train once. A very loud woman was on a work client phone call. It went on and on. At one point she quoted her own email address.

I deeply regret not emailing her there and then, saying "Would you just shut the fuck up?"

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@minesh1112 It's far too late. He was 12/1 or more before last week. He's 100/30 now. The value has gone. The bookies have seem him dance and they clearly reckon the public will vote for him in droves. They are right.