Crowdyke

Photographer writer and performer

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

This post is why the internet was invented.

[TZ @TotRimNobinson]

@forallcurious Time is not linear. It is cyclical.

How do you think we harnessed the technology to make dino nuggets? Think about that one for a minute.

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@TotRimNobinson @forallcurious Explains a whole lot of stuff.

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

Now on Bluesky
@crowdyke.bsky.social

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@JohnWil48991770

Now on Bluesky
@crowdyke.bsky.social

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@JLR_News @Jaguar Is this Jaguar's Ratner moment?

Prawn sandwich anyone?

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@BladeoftheS Quite fond of the name Xitter pronounced Zitter.

Tweets would become Zitts.

Seems wondrously apt.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Did you know?

The fastest spinning celestial object in the universe is a Neutron star called PSR J1748-2446.

It rotates 716 times every second, so its equator moves at about 25% the speed of light.

It is also 50 trillion times the density of lead and has a magnetic field a trillion times stronger than the Sun’s.

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@Rainmaker1973 No wonder my Wi-Fi signal is shite. With all that interference it is not likely to improve.

I want to know what Virgin are going to do about it.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Thames Water demands a 59% increase in bills to survive.

Like - Thames Water should die.
RT - As soon as possible.

[Jonathan Lis @jonlis1]

Then it should not survive

[Roger Gall @Shambles151]

Do you want to know the reason why Charlotte Owen was appointed to the House of Lords by Boris Johnson at age 29?

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[Just Me…Dee🐟 #FBPE #FBPR #GobshiteClub @deelomas]

I just answered my phone.

A pervert, breathing heavily, says, “I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?”

I replied, “Yes, I do. He’s watching tv. Who shall I say is calling?”

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@johnjamesmunro Endured very similar situation in Crete and particularly in Chania. Nightmare. Had to park several streets away and walk to our apartment on most evenings.

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@johnjamesmunro Saw what you did there. Top trolling. Definitely worth a follow.

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

@deanbegley1 @JackKosovac @GMB Serious shade.

[Crowdyke @crowdyke]

First visit to Jollibee in Liverpool. OMG the number of nag screens you have get through to place an order is legion

Already dislike the place.

[Roger Gall @Shambles151]

Should Farage be investigated over the #FarageRiots?

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