Cpt. America before the serum

“AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH” -Goku

[Cpt. America before the serum @CrowIsaac]

Naturally, my mom telling me not to pierce my nose makes me want to so much more

[trash jones @jzux]

pegging? you mean reverse cowboy?

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

The White House Twitter account has gone goblin mode

[Cpt. America before the serum @CrowIsaac]

Who’s goddamn white baby is that, baby got a 730 as a credit rating right now as an infant
@chaotic__emo

[November @postoctobrist]

dude it’s fine she’s coming back as betty the grey

[chloe @pradahag]

hear me out what if instead of kissing someone at midnight on new years we just all collectively scream

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

H. P. Lovecraft implies the existence of H. P. Livecraft and H. P. Laughcraft

[Neck Deep @NeckDeepUK]

It’s December 1st. It’s already too long and lonely.

[Cpt. America before the serum @CrowIsaac]

@JeshyQt @PCtheGod

[Cpt. America before the serum @CrowIsaac]

R.I.P. me these last 24 hours

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

taylor swift could do brokeback mountain but jake gyllenhaal couldn't do cats

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

if the water is so “smart” how’s it trapped in a bottle? stupid idiot get h2owned

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Boobs are the antlers of the chest

[X'Zauvea Gadlin @coachgadlin]

“You can’t put tacos on a stick, they’ll break!”

[Cpt. America before the serum @CrowIsaac]

@Marrowisp Got you babe

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

RT to have me on your TL to protect you from hackers