Scott Crowley

Xbox Gamer, brother, friend, servant of the church of god the utterly indifferent

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Before Twitter dies I’d love an update on that drunk and spoiled kid on the plane who had to be taped to his chair. I’m convinced that has to change a person. He must be good now 🙏

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@Phil_Lewis_ the monsters are coming closer

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It’s not worth ya know the degradation of democracy…but Herschel Walker filibustering would be very very funny. He’d be really good too

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Terrible defense. He’ll be found guilty in minutes. No one wants to set a precedent that it’s okay to share a beer with Ted Cruz

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

The man who threw a White Claw at Ted Cruz wanted him to catch it and chug it according to his lawyer

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After Midnight - by Phoenix, cured my depression, got me a girlfriend, and won me the lotto. 10/10 song

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Our Eras Geniuses are all lex Luther wannabe’s. Hopefully micro plastics increase IQ cause the next generations might be it

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I bonded with a giants fan over winning today. I kinda like the whole division not being a laughing stock. Makes the rivalries more fun

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@lonestarball do you have a favorite choice rn?

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@adam_james05 @Evan_P_Grant If we have to choose a division opponent it’s way better than the Astros again. They’ve got my support

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@Ghourhees Which one is your favorite? It’s tough to choose, but I thought Pinhead was perfect.

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@ItsaMeParker @letterboxd Movies where the monster/villain is typically offscreen. “Unseen”

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@majornelson Roadhog is my fave and anyone who isn’t the hog is my nemesis. #Freecodefriday

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@SportsSturm Told you haha

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@SportsSturm And yet they can somehow still win this game. NFL is wild

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@netw3rk “The Man With the Candy” was a crime book I read recently that had me putting the pages down every 15 minutes in pure frustration. It’s every story. And it’s not “underfunded police” it’s police that couldn’t be bothered to do their damn jobs

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@fuzzyfromyt This is the last Pujols card we’ll be getting for years (unless he does something wild in the playoffs and we get a second one). Kind of bitter sweet, but a good send off. 🥲

[Poggy Betts @PardeeBetts]

🚀🌚 Let's do this! 🚀 🌚
Monster card #Giveaway
#Topps ❤️Project70❤️
Mookie Betts by @alexpardee with
LED stand by @HitByPitchCards included!
To a follower and retweeter to be announced when we hit 4,000 followers. Good luck and thank you.

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@Evan_P_Grant Obsessed with calling it the Manfred man, it’s so perfect

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@majornelson Gotta say a Cowboys player or I’ll have some folks coming after me. Roger the Dodger and Cowboys 21 - Buffalo 7 #FreeCodeFridayContest