Chris Roy

Script Writer/Producer/Director. From wee Blairgowrie in Scotland but residing in Florida

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@DowManDichter Yes he fucking has!!!!

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@_DIGB @terrace_podcast Yet he hires Stephen Pressley 🤷‍♂️

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@anon_opin Alright Malcolm

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@CountBinface Do ya think I’m Nazi?

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@loz2966 @fesshole Thanks mate. I was struggling to understand the concept of what they had done until you described it with beans.

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@Muppetiers Surely Dorgu’s wages coming in will almost cancel that out???

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@fesshole It’s wok she would’ve wanted

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@AdamLavis Interested!

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@_ToddRivers @fesshole Did Sue report to Thornton Reed or Wonton?

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@daytimesnaps Some way to announce Piers Morgan’s return to morning television

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@MrJonnieB @fesshole Welcome to the Blindboy Podcast.

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@DundeeCulture The number is much higher…11 footballers get to cruise in Dundee every 2nd Saturday at Dens

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@anon_opin …Stephen Merchant writes

(I agree with OP)

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@Earl32315896 @TheNath @anon_opin You get put in jail for saying things like that, these days.

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@UnitedStandMUFC @TheAthleticFC Plot twist: Patrice Evra came to visit and it was what he requested

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@anon_opin @timkeyperson

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@Superior_Logic @DundeeFC Might have actually been against St Mirren at home over 20 years ago in the Caniggia season

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@fesshole Brothel-in-law

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@haveigotnews 🖕

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@randiitog @fesshole There are no cameras that are looking over the desk or what the contestants are writing