D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa)

Husband/Father/Writer/Conservative/Angry Voter. Food/Music/Tech Obsessed. Love to Travel & Spend Time w/ Family&Friends-LDS, AKA @Chris_Smith000 @ObesitySherpa

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

Happy #SuitUpSunday! This may be my last one for a while. AI has wrecked marketing & I’m up against hundreds of people for every contract now. I’ve had to take one where I’ll have to work Sundays for the time being so until I find another option, the suits will stay in the closet

[Obesity Sherpa/CRSBBQ @ObesitySherpa]

I used to drive 12 miles round trip to get @arbys & 80 for @popeyes

Now there’s an Arby’s less than a mile from my home & a Popeye’s less than 4 but I rarely eat at either of them because they try to force me to order through their apps to get their posted deals & offers 🤬

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

Happy #SuitUpSunday from my grandkids & me 👔

We were off last week for #LDSConf & suited up in loose clothes with elastic waistbands so I could enjoy my Easter Lasagna

👞 by @nunnbushshoes

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

to everyone complaining about @bariweiss running @CBSNews, are you unaware that she is a #liberal? If you are mad about her leadership, it's time to acknowledge that you are NOT liberal, you are a cult member

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

The @LasVegasSun is the propaganda section of the @LVRJ that sits between the actual news & the sports section of the #newspaper

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

@Genpact I have received a job offer from your company & I am trying to find a way to verify that it is authentic. I have been unable to find a way to do this anywhere which would make your company a great front for scammers. Please give me a path to contact you & verify this

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

A message from the political left this Independence Day: IF YOU DON’T GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY & LET US SPEND IT, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE. SAME DEAL IF YOU REJECT OUR VERSION OF SCIENCE OR DON’T FUND & CELEBRATE EVERY DELUSION WE ENDORSE!!! 🥳🇺🇸

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

@AntiWokeMemes Ever see that movie The Other Guys with Will Ferrel & Mark Wahlberg? Aim for the bushes...

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

@PeriklesGREAT It's me or your political beliefs

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

Knowledge is cultivating a belief system & realizing that the political party that includes the most parts of it in their platform will do the most to support it. Wisdom is not feeling the need make excuses for the stupid stuff your chosen party or its members do or support it

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

@ElonMuskNews47 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

Never at any point in time & history have humans had as much access to knowledge and information but been so utterly incapable of parlaying that into wisdom or intelligence

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

The primary issue with the #USConstitution is that when they wrote it, there's no possible way that the founding fathers could have anticipated the level of collective stupidity the American people would achieve in the first half of the 21st century

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

#ManBuns suck. Today I entered the men’s room after lunch & found a feminine looking dude with a very librarian-approved bun hunched over the sink & had that moment of terror where I thought I’d entered the women’s room & was going to have to convince people I wasn’t a creep🤬

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

.@GavinNewsom is a lizard-person. Pretty much all the politicians from both sides care far more about power than any of their stated ideals. If anyone takes his recent right-of-center cosplay seriously, you are delusional or just not very smart

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

@JDunlap1974 10000000000000%

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

Apparently the right’s contributions to #lawfare will revolve around pardoning cronies who support them? @realDonaldTrump When you pardon people like Michele Fiore who use their elected positions to commit crimes & fraud, you make us no better than @AdamSchiff & @HillaryClinton

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

Exciting news! @TMobile is promising a 5 year #PriceLockGuarantee, just like they did with their One plans! Since that was a lifetime guarantee & they reneged on it, you should be good for like 6 months. Always trust liars, they just promise so much more...

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

I realized today exactly how often I keep watching ads rather than just clicking past them because I want to make sure I know exactly who & what they are so I can make a point of never purchasing anything from them

[D. Bob (Obesity Sherpa) @crsbbq]

.@benshapiro I heard on your show today that you were looking for a name for your fan club & I want to throw one into the hat as a marketer. We should be the #Benonites. We’re a movement that for most of us has foundations in religious beliefs and strives for righteous living