cody

ok

[cody @crscodai]

it’s on sight for any bird at any time

[Hectoroz 🏴‍☠️ @hectoroz_]

this is the end

[Mads @europemaxxed]

God. Look at them. Look at the finishes. The color balance. The typography.

[Bladee 2 @BladeeInADress]

My favorite hobby is using a word wrong then thinking about it every day for 10 years

[cody @crscodai]

@BladeeInADress and i though $194 was a scam

[cody @crscodai]

please stop trying to sell me internet at the grocery store

[cody @crscodai]

@BladeeInADress i don’t believe you

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [texting] hey sorry but my powerful enemy just said “seize him” to all his underlings

boss: what time can you be here

me: i dunno man they’re seizing me like right now

boss: we’re short staffed today

me: i’m getting seized

[PCP @Idiedin2018]

type shit

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me reading cooking instructions off the bag I just threw out

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

make my day you fat piece of shit

[trevy @chillextremist]

Just tried hitting the worm at the club and everyone took turns beating my ass

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(traveling back in time and witnessing a public execution) (whispering to a beautiful lass in the crowd) Oh nahhh they put his ass in the contraption!! Lmfao. (the blade falls and I am traumatized into silence for the rest of my life)

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Me: Cool Lizard you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. Your style too crisp. they’ll kill you

Cool Lizard:

[chris person @Papapishu]

People get mad when RPG quests are like, Kill five crab. Well you show some respect for kill five crab. Kill five crab put you through college young man.