Steve Smith

Mathematics Teacher and Football coach at Patrick Henry High School in Roanoke, Va.

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Booth Lavaris @B_Dizzle84]

@geoffschwartz Oregon and the LA Rams both won off-season championships though

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

AOC at 9/11 memorial vs ICE facility

[President X @MyPresidentX]

AOC's Presidential run may over in 24 hours after this. Please share so everyone sees the waitress and the Islamist communist mayor of New York City laughing together at the 9/11 memorial. The mainstream media will never run this.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

The lone male juror who refused to allow Lindsay Clancy to be found not guilty is an American hero. God bless him for standing for truth in the face of lies. One brave voice matters more today than ever before. Thank you, sir.

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

Dear White Liberal Women,

If Lindsay Clancy is found not guilty of killing her three children, this country has to be honest about what that ruling means.

If a woman’s biology and mental state after childbirth can erase criminal responsibility for the deaths of Cora, Dawson, and Callan, then the same condition cannot be treated as irrelevant in every other high-stakes role.

Women should not be eligible for:

- Combat roles
- Armed law-enforcement positions
- Unsupervised managerial authority over staff or budgets
- Judicial office or jury service
- Licensure as pilots, air-traffic controllers, or commercial drivers
- Independent practice as surgeons or emergency physicians
- Sole legal custody of minor children
- Positions in childcare, teaching, or school administration
- Gun ownership

They should also be subject to a more strict background check when applying for a job and every woman should have to face a psych evaluation every month.

You cannot argue that postpartum illness is powerful enough to excuse the killing of three children and, in the same breath, argue it is too minor to restrict power, weapons, votes, or the care of other people’s kids.

Either the condition is that serious, or it is not.

Pick one.

In freedom,
Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Friendly reminder: if you’re the Governor of New York and you’re wrapping a hijab around your head to pander to Muslim men two weeks before the 25th anniversary of 9/11, you’re the biggest piece of shit.

[Steve Smith @cruiser31171]

@davebirkett Also are we just forgetting the two drops that he had, one an easy first down?? Can’t just say he was great because he was targeted the most??

[Jim Weed @JimBobW49]

I like this idea. Left wing Hollywood should jump right in —— with both feet.

[Chad Fisher DNP @ChadFisher]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The Lakers are trading Bronny James to the Philadelphia 76ers for a Buy 1 Get 1 sandwich coupon at Chick-Fil-A.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The official crayon box of “I don’t want to brag but my parents are doing alright.”

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Happy anniversary and congratulations to Cuba on 60 years of rent control.

[🇺🇸Roger Bernards🍊 @RogerBernards]

America!! I think AOC is on to us!!
😂😂😂

[Justin Skibs @Justinskibs]

@spencerpratt

[G R 406 @406_gr]

@spencerpratt

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Isn’t it weird how unsubsidized consumer goods like TVs, appliances, clothes, all get cheaper and cheaper…while anything government puts its hands on, healthcare, housing, food, tuition, cars, utilities…just gets more and more unaffordable?

Oh well. Probably nothing.

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Liberals: Why do they call us retards?!?!

You can't be the party of human rights and support abortion.

You can't hate the police and call them when you need them.

You can't demand wide open borders and lock your own doors at night.

You can't love the planet and fly private jets to climate conferences.

You can't champion women's rights and erase women's sports and private spaces.

You can't preach tolerance and cancel everyone who disagrees.

You can't fight for equality and demand special treatment based on race and identity.

You can't say my body, my choice and then force vaccines and masks on everyone.

You can't be anti-fascist while using fascist tactics to silence dissent.

You can't preach body positivity and promote surgeries that mutilate healthy body parts.

There. Hope this clears it up for you.

[John McAfee 🇺🇸 News @mcafeenew]

🚨SEAN PENN THE LIBERAL BONEHEAD IS SELLING HIS $45 MILLION NYC PENTHOUSE AFTER MAMDANI’S WEALTH TAX HITS HIS “2ND HOME” — SUDDENLY HE DOESN’T WANT TO PAY FOR THE POOR ANYMORE!

🔗 https://t.co/4eHPt3PF7H

This is exactly what we love to see.

Sean Penn’s main home is in Connecticut, so his $45 million penthouse overlooking Union Square in New York is now considered a “2nd home” and is getting slammed with Zohran Mamdani’s wealth tax. Penn is worth $185 million, but he’s suddenly very upset about it.

He says he voted to help the poor, not destroy the people who actually pay all the taxes. Now that it’s his money on the chopping block, he’s changing his tune real fast and putting the place up for sale.

These Hollywood liberals love preaching about taxing the rich and sticking it to the wealthy… until the bill shows up at their door. Then it’s “wait, not me!”

Penn is learning the hard way what happens when you vote for radical communists who actually follow through on their promises to soak the rich.

We love this for him. Sell that penthouse, Sean. Maybe move to a state that doesn’t hate successful people.

Share this everywhere so every liberal celebrity sees what Mamdani’s policies actually do to them!

Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

[Lincoln @WaitWhat]

Almost T-boned!

FSD saw the truck running the red light and stopped saving this Tesla ownerfrom a really bad day.

Show this to your friends who aren't converted to FSD yet. FSD IS SAVING LIVES!

[Packingpatriot @packingpatriot_]

Never forget: the only time CNN showed a Trump speech live was when he was in Butler, Pennsylvania, and got shot in the head.

Just throwing it out there.