Jeremy Mayes

I don’t really tweet, I just read other people’s tweets. I like football and funny stuff.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Mandami and AOC sharing a good laugh while the names of 9/11 victims are read is quite the visual

[Sterling Snow @sterlingmsnow]

I reread this every year.

I cry like a baby every year.

Todd Beamer died a father, husband, and hero.

Todd: Hello… Operator… listen to me. I can’t speak very loud. This is an emergency. I’m a passenger on a United flight to San Francisco. Our plane has been hijacked.

Lisa: I understand. Can they see you?

Todd: No. There are three that we know of. They have knives — razor knives, like box cutters. Someone announced from the cockpit there was a bomb. It sounded fake.

Lisa: Your name?Todd: Todd Beamer. United Flight 93.Todd: They killed one passenger in first class. They forced most of us back. Fourteen of us here. Five flight attendants. The guy with the bomb ordered us to sit on the floor.

Lisa: Are you okay?

Todd: We’re going down… wait. No. We’re leveling off. We changed directions. We’re flying east again.

Todd: A guy named Jeremy called his wife. She told him two planes hit the World Trade Center. Lisa, is that true?

Lisa: I have to tell you the truth. It’s very bad. Both towers are gone. A third plane hit the Pentagon. Our country is under attack. I’m afraid your plane may be part of their plan.

Todd: Oh God. Lisa, will you do something for me? Call my wife and my kids. Promise me you’ll call.

Lisa: I promise.

Todd: Our home number is… You have the same name as my wife. Lisa. We’ve been married ten years. She’s pregnant with our third child. Tell her I love her. I’ll always love her. We have two boys — David, he’s 3, and Andrew, he’s 1. Tell them their daddy loves them and he is so proud of them. The baby is due January 12th. I saw an ultrasound. We still don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy.

Lisa: I’ll tell them. I promise, Todd.(Lisa patches in the FBI.)

Agent: Todd, your plane is on a course for Washington. Best guess is the White House or the Capitol.

Todd: I understand. I’ll be back.

Todd: Everyone knows this isn’t a normal hijacking. We have decided we will not be pawns in their plot.

Lisa: What are you going to do?

Todd: Four of us are going to rush the one with the bomb. Then the cockpit. A stewardess is getting boiling water. We’ll take them out.

Todd: Would you pray with me?They pray the Lord’s Prayer. Then: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me.

Todd: God help me. Jesus help me.Are you guys ready? Let’s Roll.

[Jeremy Mayes @cruisintex]

@3YearLetterman @Lasselelle @US_Stormwatch Bro, dad literally told us to close the door…we weren’t paying to cool the whole neighborhood.
Of course it cools outside temps, Lassie

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@ProjectLincoln LEAVE @redsteeze ALONE!

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I can’t stand what’s happening to UNT, and as a UNT alum, I feel compelled to help.
Good luck to Coach Morris, but our team needs a proven leader who knows how to win championships. There’s only one man who can help us now.

What do you say @BarstoolGruden?

#MeanGreenGruden

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@amyklobuchar @ComfortablySmug @RuthlessPodcast this is going to be something to keep an eye on. This post is a ratio cheat code.

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@its_The_Dr @3YearLetterman is your Taurus ok?

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@Buccaneers @bakermayfield @Verizon @PewterReport since Todd Bowles has just passed Bruce Arians’ TB win total…it seems like this moment, when the Bucs were 4-5, was pretty important. Especially considering they’re 20-11 since. These dudes believe in each other and have for years.

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@EMT_Ashlie Ashlie knows ball

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@BloggingTheBoys This is Michael Irvin stabbing Everett McIver level bad

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@TheMaineWonk You absolute fucking idiot

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@greg16676935420 @3YearLetterman @GRRMspeaking K, I’m in. Let’s do this.

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@NBCSports Stop. There’s only one. @DeionSanders

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@redsteeze Death by incendiary bombing is a social construct

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@3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir @grok please confirm that this statement MUST be true since it was made by a one percenter who is also a notary public.

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@redsteeze There is no one better at calling out bullshit on this here app than @redsteeze.

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@scopedbylarry @3YearLetterman Hey Leander, this is the waterbed repo company, tick tock, we’re coming for you.

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@barstoolsports @SkinWade pretending like he doesn’t hear it. Lol.

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@3YearLetterman Unless that president is Greg Sankey

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@JaredSandler Waking up my 4-year old with my final out victory scream while watching on the east coast