the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch
It's midnight in California...the moment we've been waiting for!
Dick Van Dyke is now officially 100 years old!! 🥳
Happy birthday, @iammrvandy! 🎂 You inspire us with your energy and positive outlook on life!!
“I hope you die” is basic, weak, and overused.
“I hope your favourite actor joins a Harry Potter project” is scary, devastating, and highly possible. It happened to me.