leaf

poet . music therapist . tree goddess .queer witch . joy farmer . gender fluid (they/them and sometimes she)

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

be in love at all times

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

there is no man in this world who can pull me down from my dark star

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

Man out the window of a truck: "did you forget to put a bra on!?"
Me: *texts friends*
Aries: FUCK HIM TAKE HIS BALLS AND PUT THEM IN THE VITAMIX
Leo: say "YES ON PURPOSE CAUSE MY BODY IS HOLY."
Cancer: oh my god are you safe?!
Sag: how dare he speak without first being spoken to

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

not to ruin your night, but 200 species go extinct every DAY

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

i swear some cis men in spiritual communities are 50% MORE predatory than the blatant catcallers

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

Me flirting: "Goodnight angel hair pasta pie"

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

god is lactose intolerant AND I had cheesecake on his birthday yesterday. sorry god.

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

but its coool, im the freak for now and that fine <3

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

ACTUALLY, what is not "natural" is dictating a child's gender before they even know what gender is :)

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

@TheHunterLaMar Thank you.

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

Most y'all cant do shit, but all my hoes cook grits...and roll a spliff. At the same damn time.

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

@BriiiHalp It's in you Briann. My hoes can give you lessons any time

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

my new band, Play Clothes

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

whittteee spiritualists, lets stop referring to your community of other white spiritualists as your "tribe" :) let me know if you have questions.

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

the poet in me loves falling in love on airplanes.

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

i want my last name to be Oatmeal

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

My alter is Ian Chapstick, and he writes pensive limericks for children.

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

also, congrats to me for straight up manifesting this relationship. Envision, align, allow. The last part is the hardest.

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

yall my crush is so cool it hurts and I cant eat because i am only thinking about how perfect she is when she asks where the compost bin is #babeswhocompost

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

@BriiiHalp Yes

[leaf @crunchy_leafy]

my big lil brother

[Luke (Bubba) Weigel @bubba_weigel]

Girls who wear high heels to 8ams really scare me