Queenie Shea

aspiring dreamer, full-time schemer

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

How is it that I have 3 snapchats and they’re all from McDonalds

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

Kaitlin Collins is too beautiful to always be on the news. She should be in my apartment letting me brush her hair

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

So much Emilia Perez hate in the world

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Devika Girish @devikagirgayi]

Award for Box-Office Achievement?!

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

Encouraging my bf to jerk off to this! Love!!

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

Hes going after one voter

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

If JD Vance would have simply said “Mountain dew” it would’ve been fine, relatable even. That’s a regular Joe blue collar soda. What kind of sick freak drinks diet Mountain Dew. Alienated every voter base with one line

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

“Are you wearing the…”

“the Zemeta Atomic Wedgie top? Yes, I am”

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Say sike right now

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

“Picked as a housewife.”

Britt is a United States senator. Just like Tuberville is.

[Justin Parmenter @JustinParmenter]

It’s ridiculous that Senator Phil Berger’s son, Supreme Court Justice Phil Berger Jr, is hearing a case where his dad is a literal defendant and not recusing himself.

These Republicans in NC are all *kinds* of shady. #ncpol #nced

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

@clickholebot @full_legal_name Late to the party here but butter cup has too much spill risk. I introduce “butter straw” used to evenly distribute butter to all levels of popcorn

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

If you watch my stories with sound on that is an invasion of my privacy

[Himberly @himbo_anonymous]

That’s literally just Nicole Kidman

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

And yet when two people improbably find each other, the Senate spends all week shaming them

[tré easton @treeaston]

NoVA NIMBYs: I need you to NIMBY like you have never NIMBYed before.

[Queenie Shea @crunkmcfunk]

Anyone else think a man named Byron Pringle should look like this?

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

She won by campaigning as a fervently pro-choice Democrat, switched parties mid-term to give Republicans the veto-proof supermajority they needed to jam an abortion ban through, and now they're protecting her through gerrymandering. The plan becomes clear https://t.co/TEuyLsnaem