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cryin' won't help you now, prayin' won't do ya no good...

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Chevy cruise is a shitty car.

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Why is Macklemore still a thing?

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Oh you pretty things...

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Just made #coffee for the first time in my #life. I turn 40 in three months. Glad we could #share this #twitter.

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I'm waiting in line for an art show. I fucking hate art. And lines. The apocalypse is upon us.

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I'm buddy rich when I fly off the handle.

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Just learned how octopuses change their colors.

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As a country it's time we begin the healing process by coming together to admit that 99.8% of Bob Dylan's songs are simply unlistenable.

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I love orange juice

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Ever have one of those days that only listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers can fix? Yeah, me either.

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If Tom Petty didn't exist we would have to invent him.

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“@catdeeley: “@brianbowensmith: http://t.co/ryerRtFeiU” Still in the yurt?????” Ha. No. But the studio is always waiting for you. :)

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@kittaveli free tattoos. Just sayin.

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Stoked to tattoo this little cloud on Kitty, the rap game Taylor swift. I'll give Miley your regards.… http://t.co/lSEBvBXiQu

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“@michellebranch: I'm curious what everyone is eating the night before Thanksgiving?" All of Brian's good tequilla. Do not tell him.

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It's like foreign movies. I can read subtitles, but I'd rather see titties and explosions. -me, talking about jazz.

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Just watched 'friends with benefits'.
I'm not proud of myself.

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"Do you, don't you, want me to love you? I'm coming down fast but I'm miles above you..."

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No fair, you just googled 'funniest diseases' “@chrissyteigen: @robdelaney http://t.co/9DYCLX98”

[sorry I snapped @MollyL]

Happy birthday, Fyodor Dostoevsky!