Marcus

Ex Tanker Driver. Ex Meader. Ex Husband. Ex ( overlooked🤷🏻‍♂️😆) Balllon d’Or winner. Ex Pert #CureForCancer

[Marcus @crusty4567]

When you hear @Eminem has dropped a new album out of the blue

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@NoContextHumans A frying pan

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@UnbalancedMemes Maybe a bit early for the tree but never too early for a Baileys!

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@UnbalancedMemes Went on this barsteward!!

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@thecasualultra Want!!

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@UnbalancedMemes Looks just like you!!

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@BristolCity Can you spot Eddie Irvine in the second picture?!

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@FootbaIITwats Wayne Mardle in the last clip will go down in history 🎯 🗣️

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@UnbalancedMemes @grok Hmm 🤔 😆

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@mattforde How about chocolate beer?!

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@UnbalancedMemes Sprinkle a little mayo over it💪🏻

[Marcus @crusty4567]

@bcfcnocontext It should have the year on it!!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 How do cows add up. With a Cowculator

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How do you count cows? With a Cowculator

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field…

[Marcus @crusty4567]

@THINGEO Half of it wouldn’t be allowed to air.

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@thievesdared No!

[Portishead Town FC @PortisheadTown]

The Reserves continued building momentum with another pre-season victory. They ran out 4-1 winners over Wells City Reserves. The goals coming from Chris Wright, Charlie Williams, Joe Smith and Louie Elliott.

#uptheposset 🤍🖤

@swsportsnews

[Marcus @crusty4567]

@robinoverhere1 @BristolCity Someone needs to put the Champions League song over that!!

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@UnbalancedMemes Is that a coral reef in your plate?!

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@DeanoGorton Nobody did it better than @mikeparry8