Chris Williams

Comic | Producer | Radio Host | Emcee | Student | Follow me on IG: crwspeaks

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If I was on Family Feud, my air fryer would be part of my family. That MF has never done me wrong.

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My comedy has been described as “Funny.”

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I won’t lie to you. I really don’t know how to “pray on it.” Is that the same as overthinking?

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Is @twitter still twiting?

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HBO really said lead with the incest.

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How can I describe @HouseofDragon? It’s got character. I’m glad it’s giving it’s all.

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Is Greg Popovich was the old man in @HouseofDragon. The opening is beautiful

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Welcome to Let Loose Comedy’s Funny Business- a Podcast.
Listen here
https://t.co/PRyzFKpcc2

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If you are trying to reach me and can’t, don’t worry. I haven’t been kidnapped and murdered. I just have Verizon and I live in the San Roque area of Santa Barbara.

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Making shit happen in Santa Barbara!

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People on LinkedIn:

I’m proud to announce… blah blah blah.

We know YOU are Proud! That’s why you are telling us shit we don’t care about.

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I’m craving a Costco rotisserie chicken. Yes, I know it isn’t organic. Neither am I. I was a formula baby.

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People on LinkedIn:

Today, I am happy to announce that my company is launching a new diversity program aimed at hiring more people of color. Finally, our janitor will have someone they can relate to.

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People on LinkedIn be like:

I am so happy to announce my new position as a Subway Sandwich Artist. A position in which I can utilize my newly achieved B.A. in Communication from the University of Dover. All of my internships have paid off.

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Me on LinkedIn:

Today, I am happy to announce that I am still unemployed despite being told that I am overqualified for many of the potions I have applied for, and simultaneously under qualified for the entry-level positions I have applied for.

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Is asking Siri “Where’s the nearest McDonald’s” so you can get directions meal prepping?

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Finding a job after college is difficult, but if the Amber Heard’s legal team can find work then I can too.

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For someone who is parole, I stay washing silverware. #how #broke #washingdishes #stayathomedad #food

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I hate making flyers. I have no visual art skills. I quit!