Average fan reaction to their team being bad:
NFL: Our team just sucks 🤷♂️
NHL: Our team just sucks 🤷♂️
NBA: Our team just sucks 🤷♂️
MLB: The great Billy Joe Kimble curse of 1953 is the reason my shortstop is drawing walks at a below average rate 😡
I had a barber today that completely ignored what I asked her to do and she just did that she thought would look best on me and I respect the fuck out of her for that. Absolute legend
BREAKING: Trump sent letter to Norway's prime minister saying he no longer has an 'obligation to think purely of peace' and will prioritise American interests because he was not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize